Colin

Ask bubba

The unnecessary noise is the perfect hushed secret sharing cover though!

Also, why is “save to PDF” even an option when I hit ctrl+p to print? I used the “print” hot key, I did not use the “save” or “export” option, what are you doing?

Ooh I love that

Cooking it myself probably

“the guy scoring goal”

Just ask Bubba

“Extraordinary”

Where do you see this?

Dear God (or whatever) please let this be the week dominos start falling. Please?

At least his parents understand uhhh freedom I guess?

I will be jealous of you for about two more months, then it’s my turn 😂

And yes I am discounting the entire southern hemisphere it turns out

If you live somewhere where you have an abundance of fresh tomatoes in February you don’t get to talk about “summer” 😂

Somebody needs a nap

Sucks to be you?

As a musician, with weekly practice in the home of a kindergartener, and who otherwise works from home outside of gigs, boy this sounds nice.

I fully believe it’s happening, but c’mon, links and citations!

Please please please give me SOMEthing to be excited about

Within the last couple years what became my two favorite condiments are things I would not have considered previously:

1) diced onion, cilantro, and lime juice (this counts as a relish and I don’t care if you disagree)
2) chili crisp

Pretty cute snake! I bet it loves its life spent in a glass box

Don’t worry y’all, if nothing else we can still block people like this who don’t want to help

There was a due a month or three ago who called the pope “holier than thou” 😂

Only in Minneapolis?

Only in Minneapolis? 🙄

“Dookied a shooter” #iykyk 🧙‍♂️

🥱🙄 dude we are way past this now

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Snakes are cool as hell but just consider how happy you’d be living life in a tank you can’t fully stretch out in.

American citizens will be safer, by any measurable degree, when Miller is out of the picture. I welcome any and all ways to make that happen.