Proud ‘n short(ly racing!)

You know the song I have in my head now…

I’ve done worse

Ste, do not tempt me! I love decathlon and I’ll blow my house budget on a sodding canoe, a yurt and god knows what else!!!

Uh… huh… tell me more…

Ok… I have the mx-5 where do I need to drive to???

Mr N….. you appear to be removing your shorts in the pool…. Is the first in a sequence of photos?? 👀

But…. Where do I send complaints?!?!

Yeah… about that… that’s why I’m moving from a 1 bed flat to a three bedroom house. This bitch is all flirted out!

Awwwwwww… a little cheesy quaver Ste!!!

Trouble is I’ve been looking at sofas in Cheltenham… and everything I like would require a loan of mortgage levels.

Yup!!! It’s the boots thing right. A good pair of boots cost you the earth but last you a lifetime… or however it goes. I’m like that about mattresses!

But you’re both actually lovely. Just with that one flaw!

FTR I have a good size budget… but I could blow most of it on some really sofas. I need someone to rein me in!

He was a fun guy… but also partnered but unlike you had eyes for the wrong one. I miss him/me if I’m honest!

That would be the end. Forever. The country would be flat on its arse in less than a day. The world sell its currency, sever all ties and that would be the end. Not to mention the civil war it would create internally.

a cartoon leopard is wearing a police uniform and saying `` so cute !! '' . Alt: a cartoon leopard is wearing a police uniform and saying `` so cute !! '' .

Awwwwww!!!!!

I need to find that setting that forces me to add it. I forget because I rush, and I don’t want to forget!

Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez: “A country that always defends human rights and international law, like Spain, earns the respect of the entire world, as has happened in recent weeks.”

Wow! You have that whole young Curtis Stiger thing going on! You must have been very popular!!!

I’m thinking key things new from the usual stores and things like bedside cabinets and tv unit from the cheap stores….

Back in my London days I had fab advice from Lord Garden, wear an expensive watch, expensive cufflinks and your old school tie, then people won’t notice your suit is off the peg.

Right then bsky hive mind… hints and tips for furnishing house from scratch? Anyone? My expensive taste needs to be calmed down.

It doesn’t help that I have expensive taste, tbh.

May end up doing the IKEA thing too. Had some bargains from there before!

You from a different decade

I rocked that red jacket

You’re so living up to the Darth but of your handle young man! Grrrr x

Just FTR, I’m still horrified that you both do the McD’s thing… when there are soooo many amazing bakeries and brekkie joints out there… tsk (in a disappointed homosexual tone that implies faux annoyance).

Ever the diplomat, thank you for that! I’m just gutted is all, we have two excellent drivers and it feels a little like the team has let them down. I know it might pass in time, but to go from such high hopes to such heavy lows. I suspect we are in for a rough old 3 GP now

I can see me furnishing my new place from Temu and shein at this point!

Thanks Daffy! 💙🩵

Sod bold decisions and try to figure out why we are the only Merc PU with issues!!!

So the F1 quali knocked the wind outta my sails. But a couple of hours later. I’m back to focusing on where I can get two nice two seater sofas from that won’t cost me the earth or leave me waiting 3 months for delivery!