Shepherd

so when is Pumpkin getting a cake?

she’s one of my favorite YouTubers, I study environmental history (and not media analysis) but I can tell from her content she’s clearly an expert in what she talks about… same cannot he said for many YouTube personalities

okay so you made a cake that poor Pumpkin can’t even EAT and still complain he didn’t help???

why would Pumpkin help you make a cake that is SURELY a gift for him??

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

What is that?? I keep my cigarette in a BOX not a POCKET

Mango?

time change + giving something up for Lent

YES I looked directly at the sun to take these

@dakota.bsky.social

Bei Bei (Smithsonian National Zoo) is all ears~🤩

hey if Jesus had coffee he would understand the either of my sacrifice

correct!

I’ve been wearing a blot of button down shirts lately, you may praise my beauty in the replies

(also I’m almost 28 and got one of these shirts in eight grade can you tell which one?)

a baby

THE GRIND NEVER STOPS KEEP READING

HI OUMPKIN

he did not want me to leave this morning :(

Julian sometimes likes to ge tricked up, and other times he just sort of accepts it for a few moments before squirming

he tolerates getting picked up and held like a baby, and I tolerate getting my feet chomped on when he wants breakfast, we BOTH compromise

SO PRETTY

bedtime 🐯

The thing about Donald Trump is that he really only loves three things: murder, theft, and rape

The other thing about Donald Trump is that he only really hates three things: laws, democracy, and brown people

chat do we live in hell

everyday I pray there is a revolution on the Arabian Peninsula that makes the Haitian Revolution look chill, it’s an international resort, theocracy, and sponsor of terrorism built on slave labor, I Hope the revolution coke at here soon

not to sound evil but any American willingly somewhere like Dubai, a society that only exists because of “not technically slave labor” is no big loss

hope they don’t die, but like, sometimes you get what you deserve, and vacationing to a slave plantation deserves a fiery death

Yes, I’ve been working at my desk all day and out this bed there so he would have his own spot, and he’s FINALLY using it lol

Alex you know he can’t read the labels would just hurt his feelings

even as a teenager I thought Star Wars had a lot of muddled Jewish stereotypes: there’s the Jawas, Watto, and the Jedi, a religious minority killed by stormtroopers

George I have many questions for you

I do like Anakin as Israel tho, will use this on nerds I know that “don’t care about politics”

yayyy we love queers