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Capitalism on the other hand has never, uhhhhh, led to any, um… tragedies or… bigotry
one time my aunt stopped speaking to me for six months bc i dropped in the chat that chick-fil-a is closed on sundays so their employees can go get their abortions
Whatever you say, Soup Sipper 🫵
at roughly oh four hundred hours the president did execute a tactical warfighting decision to tighten a strategic battle rope to ceiling fan alpha and commence a kinetic asphyxiation operation
Ken Jennings: This dipshit with a stupid name-
(buzzer)
Ken Jennings: Gloria?
Gloria:
You and Hen? I agree
They’re stealing our jobs!
Okay but they’re great shoes
Lol nice gyre dude. You widening that shit?
my sources tell me the death penalty for Dr. James Ogilvie, i am pro life and take no pleasure in reporting this
A man completely engulfed in flames pulls a car in Guinness World Records’ IG account
Today I learned that the new world record for pulling a car 100 meters while engulfed in flames has been set by Josef Tödtling, shattering the 1-minute barrier. Congrats to the Austrian for pushing the boundaries of how quickly a burning person can pull a car
Robby: and if I don’t come back,
Whitaker:
Peeps flavored like rice crispy treats which is funny because peeps are already mashmallows
Using the marshmallow flavored peeps to explain Hyperreality.
Body & Soul Have Fallen... Yamaki Nakaoka
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the survivors who chose to follow me into the wilderness after watching me wordlessly rub two sticks together to start a fire are growing dismayed as it starts to become clear I just love rubbing stuff
Langdon turning the exam room lights down when he has an autistic patient 🥹
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just heard a guy on youtube say "in the grand scream of things"
Markwayne Gacy
The only one who could ever reach me /
Was the son of a…
The Divine Bomb
first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
Does American will work in missile launchers
