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Jamie Muir

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The world viewed from Brockwell Park in South London.

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I’m really touched. Thanks for watching. Michael Bracewell on Surrey and Patrick Wight on Dorset are both terrific.

06.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m On My Way To The 159 Bus Stop.” @lucyfishwife.bsky.social

06.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Courage mon brave. Having read some of Rolf Gardiner’s more outrageous statements, I am so looking forward to reading your book

06.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do they still sword sticks, or is that an urbane myth?

06.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was just hurrying across at Kennington from the City branch of the Northern Line to the Charing Cross branch when the doors of the train in front me closed. In frustration I yelled out β€˜oh for f**k’s sake!’ - and the doors opened! I’m a Train Whisperer and am going to pass my advice to tourists

06.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember people started to say β€˜It is what it is’ at much the same time.

06.03.2026 08:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We’re going to sit in at the Fish Lounge on Brixton Hill for cod and chips and a cup of tea.

05.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sliced viscera bap?

04.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How do cook pork chops so that they don’t dry out and become leathery? I’ve not mastered the art. Only if you have a moment…

04.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am retired now, but I survey the landscape with dismay. Agents for people in the public eye would ring suggesting their clients for Travels With Pevsner. It looked a worthwhile thing to do, but was cancelled after a couple of series. Do watch Michael Bracewell on Surrey + Patrick Wight on Dorset

02.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Instead of mending the broken indicator, it has been removed it altogether. The stops on Brixton Rd just along from the Tube are an important hub for the people who keep London going, the exhausted office cleaners and refuse collectors who would like to know when their bus home is due. Shameful,TFL.

02.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah! I was the series producer. Delighted to hear it’s on Iplayer.

02.03.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha!

28.02.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The house that wept paint: yet another Brixton pavement short story. @douglascheape.bsky.social @hassinator.bsky.social @regretteruane.bsky.social @jamesbarr.bsky.social

28.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

They became bored of peace?

28.02.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kennington’s fennel forest.

28.02.2026 10:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

25.02.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For at least thirty years I have been collecting people’s quintessences of England. They are inevitably amorphous and bizarre - like Eliot’s β€˜boiled cabbage cut into sections’

25.02.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At university I once opened a book about Hobbes and next to the chapter heading Hobbes And The Possessive Model someone had added in biro β€˜by Erle Stanley Gardner.’

25.02.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

β€˜Barn, barn, barn, ….barn’ 🎼

25.02.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh no! The foxes off Acre Lane have taken up plumbing.

25.02.2026 10:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😎

25.02.2026 08:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I expect you know the story about the two nuns visiting Transylvania on a walking holiday? A vampire appeared in front of them on a remote mountain footpath. β€œQuick, Sister Agnes, show him your cross.”
β€œF**k off.”

25.02.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, haggis aficionados always recommend Macsweens but I bought ours in M & S. It was delicious and didn’t leave our teeth coated in mutton fat.

24.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pea soup from a Darena Allen recipe and the remains of a haggis. πŸ’ͺ.

24.02.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In the 1960s I watched a Look At Life about their manufacture. QI.

23.02.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

10 random favourite bands/artists to get to know me
Unit 4 + 2
The Small Faces
Family
Pentangle
Kevin Ayers and The Whole World
The Skatalites
The Slits
The Adverts
St Etienne
Tame Impala

22.02.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Ha!

22.02.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Engineer in Leyton High Street. Nice high ceilings.

22.02.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A pub in Leyton doubling as a showroom for William Morris wallpapers.

22.02.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0