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i love my mechanic but i swear the man takes three vacations a year and it’s always right when i need him

working for a food service place that has an app for ordering means that sometimes people call the store wanting a step by fucking step tutorial on how to do it and STILL won’t understand it after the 30 minute phone call

The U.S. war on Iran is now estimated to cost $1 billion per day. Meanwhile Americans are told there’s no money for healthcare, hospitals, or basic social programs.

did you know that dogs can smell fresh tattoos??? because i didn’t until i came home and Skippy wouldn’t leave my arm alone and i googled it and apparently they can smell the ink & fresh wound 😐

i got Mickey's last paw print! 💜

GreenLion in Grand Rapids is great btw if you're looking for a cool tattoo

10/10 would get stabbed again

anyone else in food service get their asses absolutely kicked this weekend because what the FUCK was that??

this gif also represents how i feel when i post anything on this app while the world is falling apart

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i'm getting a tattoo today and i'm super jazzed about it

i’ve been saving every single cash tip i’ve gotten from work for the last four/five months and i’m already past my goal i set for getting tattooing furniture/equipment in the future! 🥳

without fail every time i get dental work done the next day i always feel like i got punched in the tongue lmfao

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

tcpipeline.org

my teeth are officially decay free woooo 🎉

today is my last dentist appointment in my current treatment plan and boy howdy am i ready to get this shit DONE

oh boy i went to a PopMart for the first time today and i really had to reign it in lmfao

made some cute sugar cookies today

my view every time i have a snack

i’m thinking about trading my current kia soul for…. another kia soul lmao

ngl it does hurt my feelings a little bit when people clown on Kia Souls because it’s honestly been a great affordable reliable car this last 8 years

always looking for snacks 👀

the fallout tv show still has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and cast todd howard as the mysterious stranger

the staples baddie absolutely influenced me to get my tattoo portfolio printed at staples 💅

it was fun AND totally free AND everyone was always super nice man i miss 2007 internet

bring back oekaki boards with built in javascript drawing programs that shit was fun

now, don’t get me wrong, you could absolutely catch an apprentice at the right time and get a tattoo for $13 or less but just know that you have to be okay with being a sacrifice

tiktok annoyed me yesterday, lmao

also the real secret third answer is that we’re grown adults and artists and our time is worth more than $13 my dude

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“why aren’t friday the 13th tattoos $13 anymore???”

*gestures wildly at the economy and the cost of supplies*

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

some clown/circus themed practice flash from last week! 🤡