Jaye | The Key of Jaye 🗝️🎶💖

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Gather ye rosebuds mfrs

Screenshot of trending topics box on Bluesky listing 1. Texas Politics, 2. World Book Day, 3. Hammer Films, 4. Kelsey Plum, 5. Thekla. (Note: I have no idea what Kelsey Plum and Thekla are. Perhaps books or lost Hammer films?)

For all its faults, and all the faults of social media generally, Bluesky is also where World Book Day and Hammer Films can both be trending topics. (Take the good where you can find it!)

My plans for today? Same as always; drink coffee and be sexy.

Warrioooors… come out to plaaaaay-eeee-yay!

Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.

some shit is about to go down

The portrait is out of the attic.

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𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺’𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘺 is my favorite film about deviled eggs.

A classic statue of Medusa holding a man's head in one hand and a sword in the other. Meme text says, "Girls Will Be Girls."

In an alternate universe, this is my Statue of Liberty.

Good thing to remember online right now is that everyone here is very emotionally dysregulated and dealing with that by posting

French toast is just regular toast that wants to see what that tongue do

Looney Tunes brown dog Marc Antony holding tiny black and white kitten, Pussyfoot. Protecting. Loving. SHE IS HIS.

me with my last remaining scrap of sanity

The King is mad

Indeed!

Yay! 💖

I unironically freakin' LOVE THIS.

Howl's Moving Castle! *swooon* Howl is my new anime crush. 🥹🐦‍⬛

Normalize "the nuanced take."

Hello, Ghibli fren! I too watched a Studio Ghibli movie this last week! 😻

1 Minute Book Review: Heart of the Moors by Holly Black An adorable little YA fairytale retelling that any Disney Villains—and Princesses—fan will love. You do need to have seen at least the first Maleficent movie...

And my one-minute book review: 📚🐦‍⬛👉🏻 thekeyofjaye.com/book-review-...

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Jaye on her cozy chair holding the beautiful hardcover edition of Heart of the Moors by Holly Black

A snapshot of the inside dedication page: "For everyone who has delighted in their own pair of horns." —HB (Heart of the Moors, by Holly Black)

Quote of the Day: "And then you become the curse." Heart of the Moors by Holly Black

Here's a little #shelfie action:

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Finished Reading: Heart of the Moors by Holly Black - TheKeyOfJaye on the Margins reading app.

I know it's only February, but believe it or not, being on-track for my reading goal of 12 books in 2026 is kind of a big deal for me! 👀

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A man walks on the sidewalk with two small dogs in his pockets, while a duck on a leash wears shoes. It is captioned “A man with two dogs in his pockets, walking a duck wearing shoes” on a bar mid-photograph.

You wake up in the morning
With gray clouds overhead
And you struggle for the will
To rise up out of bed
The world outside is frightening
A sad and dismal place
You pray for inspiration
A moment of pure grace
Maybe there’s something out there
To take away these blues
Perhaps

not gonna rise from the bog today; staying put and letting the swamp magic do with me what it will

Studio Ghibli and chill?

technically, im a high functioning shitstorm

woman in a machine seemingly trying to transfer herself to a robot body

interviewer: what's your five year plan

me: uhhhhh

Yes!!

attempting the dirty dancing lift with my cat but his upper body strength is just pathetic