Steve Hills

Do we find out Man City have drawn Southampton at home today or is it tomorrow?

The advert is brilliant as always.

The app is terrible in every single way. I use the website constantly now whereas before i'd use the app for everything.

I don't even think it's because i'm in my 40s, i think the youngsters will think it's shit too

It crops up every now and then and always cracks me up.

I like to think it's real

Wonder how easy it could be to get a ticket for the day they go down.

Just sit there with huge bucket of popcorn just laughing in between mouthfuls

This win puts Palace above Brighton.

Such a shame that 🍻

They'll always have those Beyonce concerts though

Oof, Spurs at Liverpool next and then relegation 6 pointer against Forest.

It's so ON

Didn't think it would happen THAT quickly.

Spursy

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Ultimately what is happening to Spurs can be traced back to that City game where they wanted to lose to prevent us winning the league and it cost them Champions League Football and they have spiralled ever since.

Bye. Your own fault 👋

"Say allo to Millwall" chants from Palace end to Spurs fans 🤝

Yep 😆

Guess it just makes it funnier when the lose from a winning position

Absolute bollocks.

He's behind the ball. He's onside.

Excellent - hadn't noticed the ground Trossard made up to defend that Minteh run.

Appreciate the little digs towards the Brighton boss 🤝

Fabian Hürzeler has a terrible Uber rating because he's always moaning the drivers take corners too slowly

Really feel this is partly down to the Us against The World that has been created by all the people bashng us at every opportunity. Where they have looked to pressure and divide us it's actually created unity amongst us

Eze has a great ability to win fouls by protecting the ball under pressure. If he can't turn away someone will inevitably push him or go through him.

Immediately relieves pressure OR he starts a break away.

Definitely doing the dirty stuff when required

He needs the minutes - want him ready to the final and that means minutes in all games before i think.

Not a 90 but a 45 or 60.

Found out today Paul Scholes does a podcast???

I revert back to what i said a month ago

Kepa

Salmon
Mosquera
Calafiori
MLS

Norgaard
Havertz
Max

Noni
Martinelli
Jesus

FA Cup team. Assuming no Ben White or Odegaard.

Woke up this morning and suddenly remembered Jamie Carragher said we'd be behind City going into the Carabao Cup Final because he could see us dropping points against Spurs, Chelsea and Brighton while City would get maximum points from their games.

Cheers everyone 🍻

I didn't dare with the City game. I checked the score when there was a noticeable increase in volume from the away end and i saw it was 2-2.
The whole 'live table' is better than the false closing/increasing gap you get when we play different days.

I think only the final day will be the same time

Just needed ONE journo to highlight this to Herzeler when he'd finally finished talking/crying

I remember in 98 we took the lead at home to Wimbledon i think Tony Adams scored and at the exact moment Man Utd went a goal behind in their game.

So much better playing at the same time

TV companies really miss a trick by having title race teams playing on different days and different times.

It's always more interesting and exciting playing at the same time.

Always remember us away at Spurs (THAT Kanu goal) and Man Utd at Anfield at the same time

Tonight's timeline is class 🤝

Principle 1: be a shit manager and general dislikeable c*nt.
Principle 2: wears a shit puffy body warmer.

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