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Crusty Slit

@bloopidybloop

I just want to watch grisly horror movies in a tastefully decorated room (He/Him)

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Latest posts by Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop

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Blah blah tits blah blah

20.09.2025 00:41 👍 121 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0
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#pixelart #artpost

19.09.2025 20:19 👍 3870 🔁 1012 💬 23 📌 2

😵‍💫

12.09.2025 01:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trying something a little different for the 3 times a year I go out to a party at a gay bar

12.09.2025 01:32 👍 118 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0
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BECAUSE NOBDOY EVER TAKES PICS OF ME SO THEY ARE ALL SELFIES

21.08.2025 18:45 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Need any beach chairs carried? I can handle two - maybe three - of those at once. No big deal.

20.08.2025 21:36 👍 88 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0
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It was a titty kind of morning

30.06.2025 03:40 👍 163 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0
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Oh hey I never shared this pic here anyway bye!

17.06.2025 18:20 👍 202 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

Growing little by little!! 😁

15.04.2025 12:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IS THAT TATTOO WHAT I THINK IT IS

15.04.2025 12:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I literally posted the wrong pic and only had this screenshot because the insta post had 69 likes and I thought it was funny 🫠🥴

15.04.2025 00:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Biiiiig stretch

14.04.2025 21:20 👍 58 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
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The gym is done and I’ve flipped the lever that initiates the process by which the entire structure will now begin to sink into a hidden bog below 😈

07.03.2025 16:09 👍 72 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

I am quite literally always a furnace so no worries there 😁

03.03.2025 02:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sunday cuddles?

03.03.2025 02:41 👍 113 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 0

Long story short, my ass has gotten fatter 🥹

02.03.2025 19:32 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

That’s all you, handsome 😍

02.03.2025 19:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😘

02.03.2025 19:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Idk what this is but here it is

22.02.2025 15:59 👍 152 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 1
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Hope everyone gets to eat an entire box of chocolates today (I’m not a gainer - my fat ass just loves chocolate 🥰)

14.02.2025 13:52 👍 226 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0
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12.02.2025 19:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s gotten to the point where I open one of these apps up and almost immediately see something I don’t like and therefore close it again. Maybe I’m just not a social media girlie anymore!

12.02.2025 14:14 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Who wants to watch The Menu with me?

09.02.2025 03:51 👍 220 🔁 17 💬 8 📌 0

Fuck do I enjoy cheese

07.02.2025 19:32 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Y’all really do love to vague-post on here, eh? So I’ll just say this bluntly - I think @jjskyhopper.bsky.social is a piece of shit 😘

06.02.2025 18:12 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

And I love them both equally 🥹

06.02.2025 11:53 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You can kinda see my quads through my thigh fat now 😌

06.02.2025 11:50 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That demon has been expelled 😌

05.02.2025 14:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What are you going on about NOW

05.02.2025 14:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like we’re ALL very impressed by how strong you are, you big manly man muscle man but shut the *fuck* up 🥴

22.01.2025 15:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0