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@djig

Only a fabulous transgenic taxidermied mouse for pictorial purposes. If anyone so much as suggests I am an AI (d/gl-)oomer, blame Junkie XL, Computer Hell is perfect. Also, most certainly not a romance scammer, no matter what that one list maker might say.

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So many damned Johns, its like processing a busted brothel.

07.03.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably wouldn't be the first time for him either.

07.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell, do you even need to be prompted?

07.03.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So... pay attention to firefighters and their equipment, right?

07.03.2026 14:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shove him into his display case.

07.03.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is one of those things that are going to involve disgusting things in his, hopefully to be scrutinized, past dealings?
I mean, if not, that would be rather neat, but... I feel safe assuming side ventures involving girls or something.

07.03.2026 14:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want an atheist judge who has, as a hobby (or contingency plan), a prepared list (process?) for adjudicating against any deities that could crop up, should they happen to exist and have the stones.
Now, how would one even begin to deal with solitary confinement for the supposedly omnipresent?

07.03.2026 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't his pappy have that as an occasional habit?

06.03.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally, a relatable Superman.

06.03.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could just like to watch, like from an armchair or a closet, videorecorder or not, maybe he has been unable to satisfy her and this is done with some weird sex positive thing?
Is this territory we should wander?

06.03.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Variety of Jack Ass that fails back to the bible for whatever ails or ills.

06.03.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd hate to see the tweet accompanying a nuclear weapon deployment.

06.03.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or dig out any cocaine left in the nostrils of your colleagues, it would seem.

05.03.2026 20:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Better than expected?

05.03.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Professionalism, in this day and age, dare I dream?

05.03.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its talk like that that makes the Monkey's Paw giggle and give us a freebie.

05.03.2026 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are people still able to buy C Cell batteries in the DC area?

05.03.2026 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My Magic Murder Bag
My Magic Murder Bag YouTube video by Gami Cross

Well, when you've got a magic murder bag, you can dictate the terms of your interview.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaxS...

05.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gods, let us just give these ass holes their damned rock opera and be done with it.
Or are they hoping for a forced and botched reassignment surgery first?

05.03.2026 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Usenet days? Oh dear, an ancient cosmic horror then, yes?

05.03.2026 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That anything like the Island of Doctor Moreau's critters?

05.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, no, no, not the meats, the reality, dag nabbit!
Oh no...

05.03.2026 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw, do indeed be like that, but maybe some had a fixation on the nation of Niger?
Not that ...y'know what? Never me mind, that likely would be worse.

05.03.2026 11:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey! JD Vance is very kind to his furniture, outside one weird quirk.

05.03.2026 06:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And, in retrospect as a nostalgia riddled man, a damned fine hose too.
Not just me on that, right?

05.03.2026 05:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, if you're a ghoulish sort with weapons to deal, that just helps future sales.
And, well... we've an infestation of such, that's been certain.

03.03.2026 07:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'd think Mammon's cultists would have better drugs.

02.03.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh dear. Well, thank you.
I can only say this is unusual form for me. But... I've been feeling younger lately... like some stupid angry kid.
Again, thank you.

02.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, at the least Kevin Conroy isn't around for this.
Pity about the rest of us.

02.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there a duo of guys in this admin with the names Tom and Jerry?

02.03.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0