Just checked Wikipedia to see if Dave Berg died of cancer. Yep.
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I think I've read this about 12 times now
I've got a friend who's addicted to smoking tobacco leaves!
Squirtasaurus.
This boulder is giving memento mori
#MementoMori
The worst part of being informed is the lack of bliss
Is this meta- ? Vagueposting about a vaguepost? Are you deep?!
100 years before the invention of milfs. Proof that time travel DOES exist!
You could have gotten an extra B with "bum-bums"
A local headline reads "Two Men Face Arrested Separately for impaired driving"
Shouldn't the plural be "manfaces"?
#localJournalism #manface
Soulmate, izzat you?
'Cuz no one likes a bully?
*unfolds looseleaf 5 times*
Circle who you like the most:
@los-los.bsky.social
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
@ficklenuts.bsky.social
@blunderspublik.bsky.social
@augustreverie.bsky.social
A political article about Alex Pretti's murder is labelled as "Entertainment" on a browser's homepage.
This is exactly what's wrong with America. People think they're watching a TV show when Trumpf is spouting his endless soundbites, so they vote for the most entertaining personality, then the republicans can start starving and murdering citizens who they don't want to share the country with.
Three comic panels from Osamu Tezuka's Buddha series, with some words changed to reflect the political climate in the USA.
Couldn't help but adapt these panels from the amazing #Buddha by #Tezuka:
Damn you straight to hell.
Ha totally! Like you read a post and it starts off really strong but then the longer you read the more you find it has diminishing returns until you get to the bottom of the post and you realize you could have stopped after the first three lines and would have gotten the entirety of the idea!
proofreading is your fiend
Yeah! I moved to a slightly warmer shithole!
Winnipeg enters the chat!
I have a suspicion that you actually lead a rich and fulfilling life...offline I mean. Like an offline cat.
🎶 and if I can't get next to you,
I'll settle for the breast of you 🎶
It's unfair that we only get to waste one life online.
I don't want a pizza bot, but I DO want a grocery bot: "this guy buys store brand cream cheese every 3 weeks, his kids drink milk like it's water," etc etc
Trainaway runs?*
*Aka fibre training
It was published almost a year ago
When will the madness end? Wasn't the blockchain supposed to solve this for us somehow?
