DJ 🐉

we made a tie blanket, drank hot cocoa, wore matching pjs, and watched an xmas special all in one night i'm :')

@stabbindragon.bsky.social

Come back homie

Delivering packages to the outside of the garage door has gotta is so risky to me.
What if it gets run over?

Bank gift cards are awful. Gimme cold, hard cash baby

College football should be streamed for free

Yearning to be dive bar drunk singing Creed

I’m over Eagles Green. Kelly Green needs to be our official color

Got my flu shot and only cried for 5 mins!
Big boy mentality 😎

I got a headache from the adrenaline rush of playing Search and Destroy in COD.
I’m officially old

They should make a low THC flower that doesn’t have you seeing Goddess by the end of the joint

My pfp is a reference to the ones accounts on twitter started with

let me see your ravebae 🌀

@stabbindragon.bsky.social <3

Just confidently and accidentally ran a red left turn because it used to be a steady green 🥴

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I got the venues confused and instead of going to the National Dog Show, we ended up at the Philadelphia Craft Convention

It really feels like we’re in the final season.
Hoping its just a filler episode though

Opening twitter instead of bluesky now

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This 97 year old man still tweets the old fashioned way

Can’t believe they’re showing hole on the Tyson vs Paul match

This boxing match is getting crazy

You think the boxers tell little secrets when they get up close?

Why they zoomin in on her cut like that 🤢

Food insecurity is so sad.
We really need to build its confidence up

Deadrocks throwback

You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?? 🤣🤣🤣👌👌

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Where EDM twitter at?