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Maxie Canoe

@maxieknue

24/ Artist, massive Dyke, system Chaser, minors fuck off. She/her pronouns πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ, Kay F Atkinson’s science experiment. Death before Detransition πŸ”ž CRUSH THE ICE, πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ The blood of the capitalist tyrant shall water our fields

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Sprites by pixel master Paul Robertson (@probzzz.bsky.social) for the new game "Scott Pilgrim EX".

06.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 1010 πŸ” 243 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

Girl I would lose my shit to have even half of your punk drip 😭
I’m on my way but god damn

07.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
lilith (goth trans woman with red hair) wearing too many belts taking a kitchen selfie in a mirror

lilith (goth trans woman with red hair) wearing too many belts taking a kitchen selfie in a mirror

pbpbbpbpbpbpbbbpp

07.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 1542 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 2
A sequence of shots from the TV series MASH. Three surgeons are operating in a mobile army surgical theater, and are masked in cotton masks, wearing cotton caps to cover hair, and aprons. Bright lights are visible in their backgrounds. The first, panel shows Frank Burns (an absolute jerk character but Larry Linville, his actor, was not) saying, β€œEverybody knows war is Hell”. The second panel shows BJ Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) saying (sarcastically) β€œ remember, you heard it here last.” The third and fourth panels show Hawkeye Pierce (Alan Alda) saying, β€œWar isn’t Hell. War is war and Hell is hell and of the two, war is a lot worse.β€œ 
5th panel shows Father Mulcahey, the chaplain (William Christopher) saying, β€œHow do you figure that, Hawkeye?” 6th is back to Hawkeye, saying β€œ Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?” 7th is Fr Mulcahey saying β€œ Sinners, I believe.” 

The last three panels are all Hawkeye, saying,  β€œ Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. But war is chock full of them. Little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for a few of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.”

A sequence of shots from the TV series MASH. Three surgeons are operating in a mobile army surgical theater, and are masked in cotton masks, wearing cotton caps to cover hair, and aprons. Bright lights are visible in their backgrounds. The first, panel shows Frank Burns (an absolute jerk character but Larry Linville, his actor, was not) saying, β€œEverybody knows war is Hell”. The second panel shows BJ Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) saying (sarcastically) β€œ remember, you heard it here last.” The third and fourth panels show Hawkeye Pierce (Alan Alda) saying, β€œWar isn’t Hell. War is war and Hell is hell and of the two, war is a lot worse.β€œ 5th panel shows Father Mulcahey, the chaplain (William Christopher) saying, β€œHow do you figure that, Hawkeye?” 6th is back to Hawkeye, saying β€œ Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?” 7th is Fr Mulcahey saying β€œ Sinners, I believe.” The last three panels are all Hawkeye, saying, β€œ Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. But war is chock full of them. Little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for a few of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.”

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Agree that I hate this is still relevant.

06.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 351 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 11
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For PWRof3D [fa]

07.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LRP my girlfriend is like this, but she's nothing like Mio herself, lol.

Jealous of my body pillow and the little Storch plush that I sleep with.

07.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Consent is
Voluntary.
Sober.
Enthusiastic.
Verbal.
Non-coerced.
Continual.
Active.
Honest.
Lack of Consent = Rape.

07.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Jam /ηœŸη™½ @addmeoncomputer
I do not "pick up", I do not "flirt", and I definitely do not "seduce". I YEARN. And if an older woman does not dote on me, I KILL MYSELF

Jam /ηœŸη™½ @addmeoncomputer I do not "pick up", I do not "flirt", and I definitely do not "seduce". I YEARN. And if an older woman does not dote on me, I KILL MYSELF

03.01.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 173 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scream commission for @wellofhavoc.bsky.social which he gave me far to much power over XD

#scream #tatney #commission #artcommission

07.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

literally ive seen like gooner art that is way better at realistically depicting transfeminine bodies than this liberal hr-coded twee shit

22.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 569 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

this drawing of bridget about to be railed by two men looks more like me than any illustration id find in a queer/feminist bookstore. does it not bother anyone else that the ppl who jerk off to my body are the only ones who are interested in depicting what it actually looks like

22.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 974 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 11
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Unintentional bit of hilarity to the relationship between the two is that she married a Georgian man, and had half-Russian, half-Georgian son. She's actually in the same kind of situation as Yuuya's mother.

Though I don't think anime ever gets this deep into it.

06.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty good scene, all things considered.

Ethnic combat pilots bullying Inia and Cryska for being privileged Russians is seen as justifiable by her because they're out there fighting as subjugated on the behalf of subjugators.

06.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe videos shown to the data annotators also go further, including credit card details and sexual acts. While some footage certainly could've been filmed on purpose by the user, it's thought that many instances were caught without the user or the video's subjects being fully aware.β€œ

04.03.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
My Resume - Alice Averlong Wiki

Hiya! Anyone in the SF Bay Area/Remote need a cool programmer for your team? I've been messing with computers for over 30 years now, I can program anything with bits, and I've got a lot of experience with all sorts of different systems, environments, and languages.
wiki.averlong.com/My_Resume

06.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 182 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

If you ever doubt yourself or your qualifications for a single moment just know that bsky hired this guy

07.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 231 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0
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Soviet fanservice...

07.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Commission for a friend!!! πŸ–€πŸ’™

07.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1091 πŸ” 196 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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That's exactly why Sandek ends up with two badass esper bitches at his side and you are never mentioned beyond this.

Frog-faced apparatchik fuck.

07.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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That's exactly what Sandek's been doing, you stupid fuck.

07.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump’s β€œWarflation” Has Just Begun If he were trying to increase prices on purpose, would he be doing anything differently?

Get ready for some "warflation": higher prices for oil, gas, food (lots of fertilizer passes through Hormuz), goods made with petrochemicals (umbrellas, shampoo, toys, etc.), and pretty much anything that needs to be transported anywhere.
Affordability! open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

06.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 828 πŸ” 325 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 26
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Virginia passes legislation prohibiting schools from teaching falsehoods about Jan. 6 riot The bill passed by the Virginia legislature prohibits schools from teaching what it considers to be falsehoods about the U.S. Capitol riot, including portraying it "as peaceful protest."

"...school instruction must "Describe the January 6, 2021, insurrection at the United States Capitol as an unprecedented, violent attack on United States democratic institutions, infrastructure, and representatives for the purpose of overturning the results of the 2020 presidential election."

06.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 7
My back covered in red marks and bleeding some from flogging myself. Whip draped over my shoulder

My back covered in red marks and bleeding some from flogging myself. Whip draped over my shoulder

I sat back quietly and watched her suffer. Letting the fires of hatred forge me into a machine, a machine that would fight to the last breath to keep her alive.

She had her chance to fix things, but the abuse continued

I stepped up and she's safe now. I am the enduring flame that protects

Eternal

06.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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*living by the blade* god this shit rules

28.01.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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06.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You can only be sure that someone's real when you're up to your elbows in their bloody viscera. When you can feel fluids squeezing between their fingers, the gasps of breath, the gooey, clotted moans ...

You'll never know what they're thinking, not really. But meat is honest. Bile doesn't lie.

06.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie of me in a teal button down flannel which is unbuttoned almost entirely. Sacred heart chest tattoo almost fully visible.

Selfie of me in a teal button down flannel which is unbuttoned almost entirely. Sacred heart chest tattoo almost fully visible.

Missed Thursday, but this week I post selfies on Friday.

06.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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#deer 🦌

06.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 293 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

They should have announced this in a Nintendo Direct as the β€œone more thing”.

06.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 4466 πŸ” 1213 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 3
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Castration Movie Anthology iii. Year of the Hyaena A trans woman in trouble. The next part of Louise Weard’s cinematic epic.

Our crowdfunding for Castration Movie Anthology iii. Year of the Hyaena is now live :3 www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...

06.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 25