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@canadianivy

28 | she/her | swiftie | dramione | ✍🏻the art of lying on ao3 | ✍🏻 Falling in Love with the Granger Girls trans rights are human rights https://archiveofourown.org/series/4261831

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me that one time I fell asleep during a work call

09.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don’t ever lose sight of what’s important in life (the two fictional characters in your mind that keep you going)

09.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 7
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three puppies are standing next to each other with their paws up in the air ALT: three puppies are standing next to each other with their paws up in the air

You know what we need back..

Nintendogs! πŸ₯ΊπŸΆπŸΎπŸΎ

09.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

me when Harry sang from the dining table: woah… wait… how does he know about this???

08.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The subtitles are so helpful because I thought Harry was saying

β€œDJs don’t stand no more they sit”

but he’s singing β€œDJs don't dance no more, they said β€˜DJs don't dance no more’”

08.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

watching harry's ONO with the subtitles on because I still don't know what this man is singing

08.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100%. I’ve been crocheting for over a decade but helping my sister with one of these kits at christmas made me wonder if I’ve been doing it wrong the whole time

07.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

another no skip album from harry

06.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my first impression of the KATTDO was so tame compared to the second listen.

LOTS of tears this time around. I love it so much

06.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like there could be a lot of songs on the album that could be one direction and I love it. I love that when Harry made the music that he really wanted to (which is how he's described this album), he went back to them.

06.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

happy harry release day for all who celebrate πŸͺ©

06.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you've heard of crying on your birthday... may I introduce...

crying on other people's birthdays!

05.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're in a hiring freeze with no opportunity for promotion, but I'm fine with that.

My current goals (paraphrased):
- Improve the quality of my projects with increase collaboration with subject matter experts from across the company
- Improve technical agility with a Google Ads certification

03.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Question for the ton: Do you set goals at work?

We're in the performance discussion phase of my team and I really struggle with setting goals. Mostly because the biggest one I have is getting pregnant so I'm not here a year from now, but I can't say that.

03.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

when AO3 is back it would be a great time to donate to AO3! you miss it so much when it's down, support it πŸ’–

02.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And for Canadians, PM Carney released a statement affirming that "Canada supports the United States acting to prevent a nuclear weapon and to prevent its regime from further threatening international peace and security".

Really confused how bombing a school accomplishes that.

28.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history

28.02.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 5053 πŸ” 686 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 25

men are too emotional to be leaders. all they want to do is fight each other and commit crimes when they get their feelings hurt

28.02.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like S4 was an improvement from the gauche, unpaced, impersonal feel of S3 because the show runners listened to audience feedback

I'm hoping they'll hear fans about this, too, and rectify it in future seasons for any future opportunities to bring all the Bridgertons together

27.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bridgerton season 4 was fantastic, but it's abhorrent that they didn't bring Daphne and Anthony back for what happens in episode 7.

Don't commit to making a family ensemble show if you don't mean to include the whole family.

27.02.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screencapture from a taylor swift vlog from 16 years ago called I hope it's gonna make you notice. Taylor Swift is wearing a white cardigan with stripes in a similar fashion to the one that she made famous with her 2020 album folklore.

Screencapture from a taylor swift vlog from 16 years ago called I hope it's gonna make you notice. Taylor Swift is wearing a white cardigan with stripes in a similar fashion to the one that she made famous with her 2020 album folklore.

I was watching old taylor swift vlogs on youtube and noticed she had a similar sweater in 2009 as The Cardiganβ„’

27.02.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Draco awoke in the star-lit midnight, surprised to find he and Hermione had fallen asleep stargazing. It was almost too cold to remain outside all night, but with the whole universe above them, and Draco's whole world nuzzled into his side, there was nowhere else he'd rather be

25.02.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why did this have to happen to Captain Canada? 😭 double it and give it to someone else

25.02.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think there was ever misinformation back in the day when people had to carve their words into stone, or paint stories on the walls of caves? Was there some Greek man jealous that the love of his life married someone else, so he faked a cheating scandal with a mural that we now take as truth?

23.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Art of Lying by canadianivy. 

Hermione Granger is desperate.

Her attempts to reverse her parents’ memory modifications have failed, and she’s racing against time to find a cure before their condition becomes permanent.

Despite the advice of nearly everyone she knows and the experts urging her to abandon her quest, a chance discovery reveals that Severus Snape is alive and hiding in Wales. In exchange for a possible solution to cure her parents, she promises to keep his existence a secret.

She lies to her friends about what she’s working on, and with who. She lies to herself about the potion’s potential. And when Draco Malfoy emerges back into her life at their N.E.W.T. exams bearing signs of abuse from his imprisonment, she lies to everyone to protect him.

Ask her anything. Hermione Granger is good at lying.

β€” I am going to get my parents back.
β€” Severus Snape is dead.
β€” I am not falling in love with Draco Malfoy.

The Art of Lying by canadianivy. Hermione Granger is desperate. Her attempts to reverse her parents’ memory modifications have failed, and she’s racing against time to find a cure before their condition becomes permanent. Despite the advice of nearly everyone she knows and the experts urging her to abandon her quest, a chance discovery reveals that Severus Snape is alive and hiding in Wales. In exchange for a possible solution to cure her parents, she promises to keep his existence a secret. She lies to her friends about what she’s working on, and with who. She lies to herself about the potion’s potential. And when Draco Malfoy emerges back into her life at their N.E.W.T. exams bearing signs of abuse from his imprisonment, she lies to everyone to protect him. Ask her anything. Hermione Granger is good at lying. β€” I am going to get my parents back. β€” Severus Snape is dead. β€” I am not falling in love with Draco Malfoy.

While I’m out here acknowledging my fanfic milestones, The Art of Lying hit 50k.

Its sequel will probably be complete within the next few months.

another link for your tbr: archiveofourown.org/works/575460...

mentor snape, dramione, hiding from the world

23.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Published:2025-12-29Completed:2026-01-27Words:92,909Chapters:15/15Comments:103Kudos:358Bookmarks:143Hits:10,001
Peace on Earth (Terms and Conditions Apply)
canadianivy

Summary:

Surviving the Horcrux hunt drops rapidly down Hermione Granger’s list of concerns when Draco Malfoy arrives from six years in the future, claiming he’s come back to make sure Harry Potter doesn’t die.

Oh.

And apparently, in six years, Draco and Hermione are married.

Filling Ron’s absence in the increasingly unstable Golden Trio, Future Malfoy’s plans include breaking into Hogwarts, crashing a Ministry gala, camping out in five-star hotels, and persuading Hermione to fall in love with him. Again.

Peace is possible… probably.
Terms and conditions apply.

Stats: Published:2025-12-29Completed:2026-01-27Words:92,909Chapters:15/15Comments:103Kudos:358Bookmarks:143Hits:10,001 Peace on Earth (Terms and Conditions Apply) canadianivy Summary: Surviving the Horcrux hunt drops rapidly down Hermione Granger’s list of concerns when Draco Malfoy arrives from six years in the future, claiming he’s come back to make sure Harry Potter doesn’t die. Oh. And apparently, in six years, Draco and Hermione are married. Filling Ron’s absence in the increasingly unstable Golden Trio, Future Malfoy’s plans include breaking into Hogwarts, crashing a Ministry gala, camping out in five-star hotels, and persuading Hermione to fall in love with him. Again. Peace is possible… probably. Terms and conditions apply.

Woke up and saw that Peace on Earth (Terms and Conditions Apply) has 10k???!!

This crackfic taken seriously was so much fun to write and I’m so happy people are enjoying it.

dramione, time travel, two Dracos πŸ˜‰

link for your tbr: archiveofourown.org/works/766237...

23.02.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No because Canada will never have a team like this again and I'm so proud of how our men and women played at these Olympics.

22.02.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BURST into tears at seeing Crosby

22.02.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

does Crobsy get to come out for this? Can I see him... please?

22.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0