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Oh, very good!

10.03.2026 05:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's so good! ๐Ÿคฃ

09.03.2026 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks.

She smells of piss and compost anyway.
I can't see it lasting.

09.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A very good friend that we don't tell my girlfriend about.

Ok?

09.03.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DAMN STRAIGHT!

I am pissing on my compost heap with joy!

09.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a thought..

09.03.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, yeah. but no, erm..

I can see the problem..

Don't knock it till you tried it?

09.03.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FFS that's the leader of your country?
Dear God.

09.03.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure Mac would have a better answer..
But chicken poo isn't the only accelerant for your compost.

Urine is pretty good too.

And chickens are a pain in the arse

09.03.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Shit Gibbon is delusional.

But they still pump him up to make tv statements.

How long can this last?

09.03.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any American followers on here - I've just heard the Orange Shit Gibbon on the news saying the world respects the USA now.

Copy and share this post to your fellow Americans and give them this message - "Like f*ck we do"

Who respects fascist lying pedophilic con artists?

09.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that right?

Ok, am I now going to be following chickens around?

I don't think you're a good influence on me.

09.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup.
That's exactly what I'd do.

Not that you've got anything like that.

That would be weird.

09.03.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard, I know.
Well done.
But you'll have your photographs and the samples to remind you of shittier times.

And bantams don't rip up your garden.

09.03.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is the correct response!

09.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha!
I know chickens have characters, that's funny.

09.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh Sweet Joy!

That's a new evening ritual you will never tire of!

And then you can clean up the shit..

09.03.2026 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Return Of The Wan King

09.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Up
Yours

09.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell No!
That's the dream of all men!

How's the light working?

Or are you saving that thrill for later?

09.03.2026 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They haven't joined up?

But it's safer than Oxford Street..

09.03.2026 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When Trump runs out of missiles?

He hasn't got as many as he thinks (pundits have said)

09.03.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They've sent Tice and Barbie.

09.03.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค—

09.03.2026 05:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did know that much, and it's a very nice argument.

Wasn't that the beginning of the Flat Earth Society?
Not to be taken seriously, but that Science is killing Humanity.

08.03.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PS - that is one beautiful pussy cat!

Who needs banister spindles?

08.03.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bless!

I had a dog that ate windows.

08.03.2026 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh, that can't be right!
That little titten? โค๏ธ

08.03.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blake v Newton!
That's quite a thought.

History & Philosophy of Science? Damn, I would have loved to have done something like that.

08.03.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0