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Lord Nelson was 5ft 6in. His statue is 17ft 4in.
That’s Horatio of 3:1.

The LA Olympics are gonna be so fascist they'll have quidditch

She does say 'China' quite a lot tho

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Proud to meet four heroes in Parliament today. Sandie Peggie, the Darlington Nurses and Jennifer Melle. They have shown tremendous courage and bravery in challenging a warped ideology and a culture of virtue signalling that rewards institutional cowardice. Thankfully, the tide is

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Our Home Affairs Select Committee report on the Maccabi Tel Aviv fan ban has been published. An extraordinary and unjustified decision that exposed serious failures within West Midlands Police.

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid My column in the Herald on Sunday: the Scottish grooming gangs inquiry is welcome. We must also confront how our third sector has become institutionally corrupted to the point where it sides with SNP ministers instead of standing with women and girls

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Follow The SNP are taking the biscuit. They chose to turn Glasgow into sanctuary for asylum seekers through their own virtue-signalling policies, and now they want the Home Office to bail them out.

for anyone wondering why there’s so much unbridled joy on ScotPol Bluesky about the arrest of a Scottish Labour MP’s husband for spying for China, take your pick

A pootle round a few fjords maybe, but not that floating city malarkey

Photo of 2 pairs of lower legs n feet

Head n shoulders photo of me me n my bro

Good to catch up wi my big bro! We may live on opposite sides of the Atlantic but we've both still got short legs (as evidenced by our turn-ups) and Timberlands

Silhouetted tree branches reflected on a puddle on a railway station platform

Living in #Glasgow one might have a favourite puddle. This is currently mine

CHINCHILLA - Little Girl Gone (Official Music Video) YouTube video by CHINCHILLA

And if youre not familiar with the uplifting tunes of Chinchilla, I fckn *love* this video of hers
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Chinchilla on stage

First gig I've been to in years - the magnificent Chinchilla at @swg3glasgow.bsky.social last night. Some lassie!!

Tourette syndrome activist John Davidson says Bafta told him ‘any swearing would be edited out of the broadcast’ Davidson said he ‘can’t begin to explain how upset and distraught I have been’ over slurs he shouted during the award ceremony

So the BBC promised Davidson and StudioCanal (who made I Swear) that any swearing tics would be edited out from broadcast, and instead they left them in despite a two hour delay, and even put a fucking microphone right in front of him to ensure they picked it up - he was sat at the back of room.

Very happy to hear that Scotgov Ministers have firmly rejected Flamingo Land. Appreciate that due process needs followed and all, and that the area could do with investment but that should be in buses and more accessible transport across the whole of Loch Lomond and the Trossachs.

Top quality odd-couple cellmate drama coming up, I see.

I think this is a valid criticism of the BBC rather than a sideshow

They edited out a black man saying Free Palestine during his acceptance speech so they could have edited out two black men being called the n word. Sure, it doesn't address the immediate instance but it saves both the guy wi Tourettes and the two black guys from having it broadcast to everyone else

Dorothy Morrison - Spirit in the Sky [US, Soul/Funk] (1970)

Dorothy Morrison - Spirit in the Sky [US, Soul/Funk] (1970)
https://redd.it/auc4gk
https://youtu.be/_1w-99jJRxM

Muppet Bladerunner where Deckard is implied to be a Muppet too

Revealed: Government accused of ‘conflict of interest’ over journalist smear inquiry Starmer said Cabinet Office will investigate Josh Simons and Labour Together - but its ministers have received more than £150,000 from the think tank and its directors

🚨 Cabinet Office investigating Labour Together and Josh Simons over campaign to smear journalists

But...ministers overseeing inquiry have received £150,000+ from Labour think tank

Experts and MPs demand 'full independent investigation'

New on D4S: democracyforsale.substack.com/p/revealed-g... 🧵

Team GB face uphill task for four-man bobsleigh medal.

Now that we’re all experts, I won’t be the first to spot the basic error they’re making.

No cheating: your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

Haha, Mae West! Sorted.

Talk To The Hatter @Talk_To_The_Hat Oz: Tinman, you get a heart. Tinman: Thanks! Oz: Lion, you get courage. Lion: Thanks. Oz: Scarecrown, a brain. Scarecrow: Thanks! Oz: And Dorothy gets to go home... I think that's everyone. Toto: What about me? Oz: What do you want? Toto: Hmmm...bless the rains in Africa?

friday

List of courses of my fancy dinner

Well *that* was fancy! My lovely missus turned 60 today so

BBC mentioned it at length so

I suspect the bus has already been atop him

You'd think

Prisoner cell block HRH.

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

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