cynical commie cat

my boy Finklestein was actually vindicated

yes no yes imho

66.6% of the time it works all the time

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yeah looks like it changed 9 years ago…401k loan option is still better mathematically

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wasn’t this always allowed? thought you could pull from the 401k in an “emergency” which includes purchasing a primary residence. are they just canceling the 10% penalty?

when I was dry, so much drier than today

07.13.24, like 11.22.63 but instead about teaching young Tommy how to aim properly.

my favorite Aaron Rodgers stat is that he has the same number of NFC championships as Rex Grossman.

The bad man ending his career with a pick six on the same weekend as the Bears have a legendary comeback against the Packers is the greatest thing since 1985 and I’m absolutely here for it

How is everyone missing Willie DustICE

“pascal’s wager but for ai bros” guy being a fascist proves time really is a flat circle

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there

Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

they might use curse words at a press conference! how stunning and brave!

I guarantee this dipshit has never worked on enterprise software

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

It’s 1990, I’m 1 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state

It’s 2004, I’m 15 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state

It’s 2026, I’m 37 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

lol they’ve been marching in Philly every month in 2025, but because they stopped showing it on TV you think it’s not happening?

that’s a lot of words for “i don’t understand how the electoral college works”

Both sides support the ongoing genocide in Gaza.
Both sides supported the Iraq war.
Both sides have a president in the Epstein files.

who’s the moron again?

where’s that “I’m not falling for that hot take” tweet when you need it

this has to be a bit

A+ engagement bait would comment again

my partner and I turned this on when she ran the Chicago marathon a few years ago so I could track her progress and we just didn’t turn it off after. definitely cut down on the “where you at?” calls or texts

not to mention the copious amount of kipping!

Maxwell Street Polish is the superior Chicago dog

Hell just gained another demon, rest in piss Dick

it’s his most presidential quality!

oh bother, who’s the Green Party running?