JESUS H CHRIST. The bar is in hell, yet people still keep digging for new lows! DO NOT SEND SWs PICTURES OF YOUR KID. Not ever, not even if kid is 18+, but ESPECIALLY not otherwise, regardlesspf context, EVER!
I am incandescent with fury! I hope babymomma finds out and excoriates him, publicly!
every swiftie should listen to this album like it might cure them
The fun part about chronic back problems is that you are constantly in low levels of pain, to the point where it feels normal, and then you get days like today where your back just starts spasming for no reason but to remind you that it can be worse.
lmfaooooo (you can always count on me to reference wap)
i want you to park that Big Mack Truck right in this little garage
i am worthy of and deserve to receive the love i am capable of giving
the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.
It’s 2026 and you’re still not flagging your nudes
First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her
shoes should clack against the floor when you feel invincible
thank god bc i am FAGGY^(2)
cutieeeeee
when can i be the product of such breeding?
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
breed me, share a tattoo appointment, and we’ll take a break to uhhhhh reapply our stock 🙂↕️
brb planning my trip to SF
well you’ll hear no arguments from me on that front—eat it out of me so you can fuck another load in 🤭🙂↕️
ahhhhh yes the feeling of it running down your thigh while jumping and dancing is just *chefs kiss* and realizing there’s nothing you can do about but revel in it
ahahha same thread of thought i think! claimed can be far for some people but
“something to remember me by”
is something i heavily fuck w
literally being bred is my number one (why i got my septum pierced haha)
there’s nothin like the feeling of being marked a fag with a man’s load in me—look me in the eyes while you push your load into me so i have to think about being claimed
See, here’s the thing about originalist constitutionalism - I don’t give a flying fuck what people from 250 years ago thought the constitution meant. They’re not here anymore.
thisssss it’s so important to me to connect with the feeling of being filled
That’s what I’m talking about
War in the Middle East
Britney Spears arrested for a DUI.
Stock market bubble about to burst.
Scrubs, King of the Hill and Malcolm in the Middle are back on TV.
2006 is so back, baby.
need these smacking against me and my **** ***** * ***
me (with pink hair) and a sinus steamer
very important to steam your vocal cords and throat when you are in RENT and have a principal role
who up relitigating their strange relationship with food and eating for the umpteenth time ^_^
@moderation.bsky.app around and around the wheel goes as bsky does not and will not change lmao
Fetterman suffer a fatal stroke challenge
losing a primary by FIFTY points because you backed ICE should tell everyone where the zeitgeist is right now
