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@joelhelfire

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Gas station sign that says “WHAT I IF TOLD YOU
YOU READ THE TOP LINE WRONG”

Gas station sign that says “WHAT I IF TOLD YOU YOU READ THE TOP LINE WRONG”

Doh

07.03.2026 01:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need to try!

05.03.2026 04:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not fruit. Too damn risky! All that work peeling just to get a bad one.

05.03.2026 04:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Man, this world. It’s just too much for me right now. I’m not sure how y’all cope with everything.

05.03.2026 03:58 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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a cartoon character with a very angry face and the words `` rage '' written on it . Alt: a cartoon character with a very angry face and the words `` rage '' written on it .
05.03.2026 00:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good lord. I can’t believe I his happened (happens?)

04.03.2026 21:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Accidentally spilled my mt dew all over the Taco Bell table and bench. Yay me.

03.03.2026 05:39 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve still got a bunch of media in the basement

02.03.2026 04:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel this

02.03.2026 04:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes you are. Keep it up!

02.03.2026 02:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just gross. Absolutely intolerable.

02.03.2026 02:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So where is the funny Bluesky?

01.03.2026 23:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I’ll get through it. Life happens.

Always here if you need anything.

27.02.2026 17:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry, brother. Can commiserate.

27.02.2026 05:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I had a landscaper that said he got drunk and ripped them all out himself!

24.02.2026 03:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Two crowns in one month. Dental insurance is a scam. And so are teeth!

FFS.

24.02.2026 02:36 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

The man is a legend

23.02.2026 18:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Fat black cat sleeping on an ugly guy

Fat black cat sleeping on an ugly guy

Olive needed some attention

22.02.2026 01:51 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Her name is Rita and I love that

21.02.2026 19:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/joel...

21.02.2026 18:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Scruffy dog sitting on my lap

Scruffy dog sitting on my lap

The barbers dog likes me

21.02.2026 18:45 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

I’m not sure I have ever seen a truer skeet

21.02.2026 18:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The image is split into two sections, with a black and white text overlay reading "THE SMITHs." The top portion shows a playground with children playing, while the bottom features a person in a coat standing in a graveyard.

The image is split into two sections, with a black and white text overlay reading "THE SMITHs." The top portion shows a playground with children playing, while the bottom features a person in a coat standing in a graveyard.

21.02.2026 17:55 👍 214 🔁 27 💬 6 📌 4

I like this idea

19.02.2026 19:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot showing no sports listed for today

Screenshot showing no sports listed for today

Things that make me sad

19.02.2026 16:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I haven’t seen anything about the new owners…

19.02.2026 16:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Uh oh. What did I miss?

19.02.2026 16:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita

09.02.2026 01:33 👍 3702 🔁 893 💬 23 📌 9

I loved that game so much

07.02.2026 02:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0