Jonathan Feng

Chat I don't want to be that girl but we were on the "Ni Howdy" content months ago.

That's a wild opening line

Dang Courtney chill

The Specials were definitely a banger factory

Depending on how that person drives

Yes, I did have a brief conversation about it with my mom.

Oh.

You gotta open or close your shows with that

[Checks calendar]

Sure why not

"Rather not."

That's like betting on the end of Wicked.

Are...are people betting on professional wrestling

What the

Does he know he doesn't need to shout into the microphone?

Congratulations to the US women's hockey team, who went undefeated at the Olympics, allowing 2 goals in seven games, earning a passing mention in the "winning" section of the president's speech

Awkward

Oh no! So sorry to hear that.

Rep. Al Green (D-Texas), who was carrying a sign saying “Black people aren't apes,” was escorted off the floor.

This is the second consecutive year that Green has been removed removed from the president's address to Congress for protesting. https://wapo.st/3ZQywBr

Looks like someone went to the spray tan joint with his wife before the State of the Union.

I should watch Chungking Express instead of the State of the Union. It might be less depressing.

can’t spell Dale Earnhardt International without DEI 🙌🏻

Do you mean the misspent part or the youth part

Ask if you can get a ride in his car

Damn okay there goes my outfit for this weekend

"What does it take to change that 'might' to a 'will?'"

This explains a lot

Respectfully: Eff you to every single one of the USA men's hockey team players who laughed at Trump's bull about the women's team. And, God bless the U.S. women's hockey team for turning down the White House "invitation."

Remember this every time MAGA spews more 💩 about "protecting women's sports."

Is that a food

Bragging about frolicking suns out guns out while you shiver is not how you win hearts and minds

It's confounding. They don't need to make it like this.