labia menorah

ass in a bucket

mood: caked up bob weir

my upstairs neighbour plays that i’m yours by jason mraz on repeat for hours and like oy????

that said, everyone can suck my ass bc achtung baby is a no hitter

the replies to my admission should tell you everything lmao

no that’s actually the worst!!!!!

all i can say is that it’s fuckin rude for it to be raining the same day my bag got delivered

man, i fuckin love U2 🫣

is there anything better than the words OUT FOR DELIVERY

saw a literal dead ringer for him on the street, stature, clothes, hair, aviators and all, epitome of cool

did lou reed ever bleach his hair or am i making that up

god is good farty baby

i need an espresso with my coffee

mind if i get slightly zooted

l’ll take a thong bikini thank

tankinis are about to have their moment, by my count, we are firmly in mid-2003 in terms of which trends coming back rn

i’m getting really sick of people overlining their lips, my lorge lips that i was relentlessly teased for (?) are not your costume!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the plumbing in my apartment has been a proper saga

them: are you stupid?
me: I DONT HAVE THUMBS 😏

theyve had to shut the water off in my building twice in the last 10 days lmao, it’s 6pm and it’s still not on yet

mark 6 dude

wait what is happening, we’re losing bsky too? i’ll DM you babe

i don’t think so but i’ll dm you my number

i’ve wanted this tanktop for over 2 years, waited and debated and masturbated, it sold out, thought about it last night and googled…some random boutique in vermont has it on clearance for $35 cad so happy treat day to me :)

did my pilates class 🥰

bong rips :)

have people tried reading the room before replying to a post,

at the same time i fuckin love vaping kool aid grape soda all day the fuxure whips so much

i’m gonna pirate the allen carr book and hope for the best