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amiga vc está a 2 graus de separação do Xandão 🤣🤣🤣

07.03.2026 18:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"walkable city" imagina morar numa city que nao é walkable e ainda chamar de city. o nome desse tipo de lugar é Barra da Tijuca

06.03.2026 20:38 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sim!

06.03.2026 09:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Solly

05.03.2026 23:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Solly

05.03.2026 23:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

solly

05.03.2026 23:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

solly disse a policia

05.03.2026 22:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

de adaptação recente só consigo gostar do filme da Andrea Arnold (2011), Heathcliff preto, sem suprimir personagem, cena perfeita de exumação de cadáver, exploração dos temas centrais do romance (classe, preconceito racial, ruína financeira, e FANTASMAS)

Andrea Arnold rainha

05.03.2026 22:52 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

tive um dia de folga perfeito pois não apenas acordei às 11h como já fui malhar, tomei banho, almocei burrata no meu restaurante favorito, tomei um limoncello spritz, um chá Oolong gelado, depois vi um filme ridículo no cinema e voltei a pé pra casa

19h46 já na intenção de dormir aki 😈

05.03.2026 22:47 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ela tão linda de Medeia e ele de gay

05.03.2026 21:57 👍 84 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0

assim muito bonito explorar Margot Robbie e Jacob Elordi transando na charneca mas o livro não é bem uma história de adultério e sim como o comportamento possessivo destruiu duas gerações de duas famílias. e sobre como se morria rápido antes do advento da penicilina. que vidinhas curtas.

05.03.2026 22:27 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

terrível a adaptação da Emerald Fennel de Wuthering Heights!!! lindos cenários cada cena uma homenagem a Jean Cocteau cada figurino que nooossa que filme expressionista MAS PORRA aquela história contada lá é fanfic do livro. cadê o drama geracional. cadê dry humping de cadáver. cadê FANTASMA

05.03.2026 22:24 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

eu muito provavelmente ia virar advogada de causas sociais que só pega casos pro bono e trabalha mais do que o fisicamente recomendado. o que não seria ruim mas só prova que minha vida não seria muito diferente no final

05.03.2026 06:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

queria viajar no tempo agora pra quando eu tinha só 18 aninhos e testar um negocinho (me forçar a prestar vestibular de novo só que para Direito na UERJ) imagina só? a vida?

05.03.2026 06:27 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

cara como assim as vagas pra designer pleno têm remuneração de 4k kkkkkkkk em 2026 kkkkkkk 4k vale quanto mesmo?? O mesmo que 2k em 2012??

05.03.2026 05:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

passando pela fase gone girl que precede a fase girl that's gonna be ok! tudo normal por enquanto

05.03.2026 05:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bateu uma vontade agora de ter um galinheiro cara. morar numa casinha no Andaraí com um galinheiro no quintal.

04.03.2026 18:35 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]

From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes:

NEWSREADER:

Extraordinary images here 

of an expat in Dubai 

[The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly]

…Having their first ever geopolitical thought.

[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. 

CLIVE MYRIE:

To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent

DAVID JONES:

Clive, this is momentous

It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’.

[Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same]

You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.

It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts.

CLIVE MYRIE:

Which are…?

DAVID JONES:

You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, 
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.

CLIVE MYRIE:

And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?

DAVID JONES:

I think we can expect to see:

“I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To”

CLIVE MYRIE:

Mmm. 

[Ends]

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

04.03.2026 11:14 👍 3963 🔁 1235 💬 17 📌 40

tá batendo uma vontade de tomar um café bem melado 50% café coado 50% açúcar!!! o laxante da natureza

03.03.2026 14:41 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

shss fala baixo não podemos interferir na natureza

03.03.2026 14:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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02.03.2026 20:45 👍 105 🔁 28 💬 0 📌 0

desisti de ir ao cinema hoje, vou estourar uma pipoca e assistir ao clássico Ensina-me a Viver no conforto da minha cama!! Acompanha um baer mate ks

02.03.2026 19:07 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cupix

02.03.2026 14:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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passando mal que criaram um reality de sósias eu meio que preciso assistir isso !

01.03.2026 22:51 👍 710 🔁 125 💬 34 📌 193

ah amanhã eu compro aqui na galeria do lado de casa

01.03.2026 22:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

eu também mas queria pra congelar e comer na segunda-feira

01.03.2026 21:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

adorei que a adaptação pra HBO de His Dark Materials definiu a ex-freira dr. Mary Malone como lésbica. esse nível de EFICIÊNCIA seria impossível para um personagem heterossexual. também gostei que além de lésbica botaram um sotaque irlandês (transição dupla para lésbica e Irish muito adequado)

01.03.2026 21:46 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The little sister smile vacantly, but then becomes emotional once again. She says "no, but really, I miss you and dad so much." Alma sits in the moment with her sister, she smoke from her cigarette floating on top the alleyway's dark. The little sister starts. "as I get older, it geels as if everything around me tries to separate me from the things I actually love. Work separates me from friends. Science separates me from music. School separates me from you."

The little sister smile vacantly, but then becomes emotional once again. She says "no, but really, I miss you and dad so much." Alma sits in the moment with her sister, she smoke from her cigarette floating on top the alleyway's dark. The little sister starts. "as I get older, it geels as if everything around me tries to separate me from the things I actually love. Work separates me from friends. Science separates me from music. School separates me from you."

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01.03.2026 16:08 👍 743 🔁 30 💬 4 📌 0

o pior é que eu passei o rolê inteiro sóbria ontem, das 20h às 3h30 com a cara limpa, sei lá porque onze horas... de dia... na minha folga 😔🙏... sonoterapia

01.03.2026 18:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0