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Clare Bear

@clarebearslc

UK girl living in SLC with my wife! Cheese expert......eater. Lover of skies, mountains and nature. A mix of cute piggies(I will comment on your piggies cuteness) , humour and (sadly) politics. Will reference random comedy quotes and DS9. No random DMs

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No Enterprise? But.....its BEEN a LONG ROOOOOOAAAAAAD!!!!

28.08.2025 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How dare they take the pride of owning people away and replacing it with shame of owning people.

These people are literally the worst and couldn't possibly learn from history if they tried.

22.08.2025 13:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank F**K!

20.08.2025 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shart of the deal more like!

19.08.2025 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was excited earlier in the markdown area when I found bacon. Turned over the pack.....cinnamon toast crunch flavour. #ImTooBritishForThisShiz

17.08.2025 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And no NYC? That's interesting (it's early and my eyes are blurry). But Mormon mecha is on here? Shows what Dog n Jebus are doing for our crime rates!

17.08.2025 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I once looked up to see if a storm was named after me. No "Hurricane Clare"......but there is a "tropical depression Clare"! It doesn't not make sense! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

16.08.2025 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like it's gonna taste like those cheap tubey shots you used to get. I agree with instant headache.

I do miss getting cans of jack Daniel's cocktails and other cocktails in a can at the supermarket. Brit now living in Utah.

14.08.2025 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or when someone uses "the the" in a sentence because it went onto the next line and your brain didn't figure it out!

14.08.2025 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ I read it the same and was like "Im IN!". But also sewing bee is great!

12.08.2025 13:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely NOTHING from piratebay! Obviously!

11.08.2025 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahaha! You beat me to it! #PrettyNiiiice

10.08.2025 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I work on a supermarket cheese counter and take samples to employees. I always tell them this! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

08.08.2025 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses is standing in front of a blackboard and saying `` anyone ? '' . ALT: a man wearing glasses is standing in front of a blackboard and saying `` anyone ? '' .

Imagine there was an old adage or saying or something that might clue them in. Prevention is better than cure? Anyone? Anyone?

08.08.2025 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The new Birdemic movie looks great.

07.08.2025 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Proud poop walkin'!

07.08.2025 13:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I see JFC I think "Jebus Fried Chicken?!" And giggle!

01.08.2025 12:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ

01.08.2025 03:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*clears throat in sarcasm*

I'm just shocked that after all Trumpster's efforts, he couldn't stop all the mess that Biden made last term ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

27.07.2025 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow! Amazing!

26.07.2025 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I see this my brain reads "David Bow-tie". Do with that what you will! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

25.07.2025 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

Also valid for pharmacists. Worked in one as a teen and I would get notes to do tasks and I couldn't tell what it said!

25.07.2025 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the early 90s, the UK had Tab Clear. I was obsessed. Even though we never even had Tab. Like not ever! Early 90s was best for weird stuff!

25.07.2025 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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kermit the frog from the muppet show is standing in front of a red curtain . ALT: kermit the frog from the muppet show is standing in front of a red curtain .

As long as it happens after Sunday. I have vacation booked til then!

22.07.2025 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MOTHERRR?
NOT MOTHERRR?

(Dirty Rotten Scoundrels! A classic)

22.07.2025 14:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They like to throw that word around so much. I'd rather be arrogant than ignorant!

(I had a random toothless moron once announce that "the Scottish and Irish people are great people but the DAMN BRITS! SO ARROGANT!" I didn't have the heart to tell him the Scots and some Irish are in fact "BRITS")

22.07.2025 13:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Replace the H with a C and drop the ER and you might just have something there, Cankles-in-Chief!

22.07.2025 04:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Loved my Game Gear!

21.07.2025 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the 90s in the UK you could get still Fanta. I only tried Hi C recently (moved to the US) and it's pretty reminiscent!

21.07.2025 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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darth vader is holding a light saber with the words if you strike me down below him ALT: darth vader is holding a light saber with the words if you strike me down below him

I was thinking something similar. Waiting to see who hires him as an eff you to the government! It's gonna be DELICIOUS!

21.07.2025 13:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0