Dex

CW: Watersports

TJ notices the camera in my hands and smiles nervously.

"Hey Chase? You're going to delete that, right?"

Woah, a speed 6. I used to have one years ago. It was always a basket case but it was great when it worked.

Today in “beer I bought exclusively because of the artwork”

It's warm today so I'm digging out my graveyard of slowness

Why don't all car hoods open like this?

In true "enshitification of everything" fashion, my smart TV has become so loaded with ads and bloatware that it's basically unusable now, so I revoked its internet access, bought a cheap, used mini PC, threw Fedora on it, and now it's my new streaming box.

I believe so but I never did multiplayer, I always just played the story mode

It's funny how many people don't know how old Marathon is. I've been playing these games since before many of you were born xD

Hell yeah

Can I get a sniff?

Yes, let's

Lol, so I left a 1 star review of the local fascist moving company that goes around harassing and doxxing liberals and it seems now they want to doxx me. Would be cool if people could report this Facebook post and maybe toss them a review of your own.

The guy called me a "sackless they/them" which is one of the more memorable insults I've gotten. That should be my porn name.

Lol, so I left a 1 star review of the local fascist moving company that goes around harassing and doxxing liberals and it seems now they want to doxx me. Would be cool if people could report this Facebook post and maybe toss them a review of your own.

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

If I had a nickel for every time this happened I'd be rich. If I took a shot every time this happened I'd be dead.

Hug me until I smell like you
#ferret

Oh hello. Are you here to tell me winter is almost over?

Truck bros stop leaving your diesel trucks idling everywhere you go challenge: impossible

This letter, by itself, is sufficient evidence to impeach and remove him from the presidency. He is telling Congress that they are irrelevant, that he can initiate a war on his own without legal justification.

The chairs in the office I have to work in for a month force you to sit like a neurotypical and I hate it. I wanna fold myself into a pretzel god damnit.

microslop moment

I was finally convinced to try sardines on toast, and despite the unappealing appearance, it's actually rather good. I guess I see why people eat it.

🐈 @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social

Hi, I live in the opposite corner of the country, but I feel like we'd get along xD

I can relate to a lot of them, tbh.

Nuthatch?

Woah, I didn't realize Bungie made a new Marathon. That was my first Big Boy video game as a kid. Still have it, as a matter of fact.

Haven't gone through the fuel system yet, I'm sure that's going to be gross. This was just to see if the ignition worked after I took it apart, and to see if the engine had any hideous knocks.