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former bama higher ed / current mn hunger relief comms / former egan’s dj / current cool dad / former bad poet-athlete / current bad poet-athlete

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hello I called dozens of neon and neon repair shops across the country to see what they had to say about sadness, the moon, and how to encounter the memories of what we once had but no longer have

NEON MOON IS SAD! VOTE NOW! KATE BUSH IS FORMIDABLE!

06.03.2026 21:33 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1

Oof, we’re gonna have a forever College Football Playoff.

06.03.2026 20:46 👍 231 🔁 24 💬 9 📌 0

This was a great read! When I moved to St. Paul from Tuscaloosa there was a huge campaign to stop them from building a “massive” 5,000 person arena (there were lawn signs!) & I found it so quaint

06.03.2026 16:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

For my St Paul people! I remain skeptical as a whole but that does not deny the fact that the new arena is absolutely incredible & should be the gold standard for any small liberal arts college

06.03.2026 16:36 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 👍 20225 🔁 4281 💬 755 📌 1117

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 29549 🔁 4006 💬 367 📌 161

Two guys who got their asses handed to them in Minnesota

05.03.2026 22:33 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Tell Kristi I want her to know it was me

05.03.2026 19:52 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still feel guilt over going and having an incredible time/you were the last non family member I hugged for like months?

05.03.2026 18:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Never in doubt! A hard fought and sad battle comes to a close. Some real bangers & lovely essays this round!

05.03.2026 17:14 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 👍 23424 🔁 8974 💬 68 📌 190

No Doubt doesn’t hold up allllll the way for me but about 80 percent which is very impressive for bands of my youth!

05.03.2026 14:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Down to the wire, fam. Please vote for me and nostalgia sadness! There’s a photo of me from high school at the bottom of the essay!

05.03.2026 14:43 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

lolololol

05.03.2026 14:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do like thinking about these as digital scrapbooks or collages! Probably something worth exploring in a different essay!

05.03.2026 02:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There was only so much info out there! What is fandom but aggregation!

05.03.2026 02:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think I miss Geocities fan websites more than I miss LiveJournal. And the "drama" of Gwen + Tony's breakup had me and my friends as invested as if they were in our group, so @brianoliu.bsky.social's essay was a wonderful reminder of things that used to matter to me but have been totally forgotten.

05.03.2026 02:30 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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3/4, 1st Round: (2) No Doubt vs (15) Gillian Welch — March Sadness 90s Edition

"Instead, it hit a beautiful nostalgia; a category unto itself—a song I used to love."

Screamed at Geocities but when I read this ^ I knew. No Doubt was to Oilu what Goo Goo Dolls were to me. Embarrassing fandom recognizes embarrassing fandom. Bravo, @brianoliu.bsky.social

05.03.2026 02:33 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

Salute to you! We made excellent choices!

05.03.2026 02:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They were so delightful! When I think back to wholesome weird internet that’s what I want to get back to. And oh the drama!!

05.03.2026 02:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Solidarity and cheers! 🍻

04.03.2026 23:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"... the shy 'straight-edge because I don't have an older sibling to buy me Bud Light' kids..."

I got to this line and I screamed inside my heart like I was I riding a Japanese roller coaster during a SARS outbreak. I was that kind of college freshman, too.

04.03.2026 22:46 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

This is that veteran coaching experience that really shines in March

04.03.2026 18:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy xness!!!

04.03.2026 17:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is my St Patrick’s Day joke! We also had a Dr Liu at Alabama & I would get his emails all the time

04.03.2026 17:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing pisses me off about myself more than how much easier life seems when the sun is shining and there are buds on the trees outside

04.03.2026 17:35 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

The nurse who took my blood today saw my last name and asked if I spoke Spanish, which is the second time in my life someone has gotten my origin anywhere close to correct

04.03.2026 17:35 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I keep meaning to go! And this story is so so good

04.03.2026 17:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Yes, That Mancini’s: How a Legendary St. Paul Steakhouse Raised $35K for the Resistance - Racket ‘The Gathering for Good’ brought the West 7th neighborhood together.

“[Mancini] said, ‘I’m not ICE. We’re not ICE. And our neighbors are being harmed. I’m very concerned about what’s going on in our community, and we want to do something to help. What can we do?’" racketmn.com/yes-that-man...

04.03.2026 16:55 👍 81 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 8

It’s March Xness season! This year I am representing No Doubt’s Don’t Speak in March Sadness. Read about Ronan’s favorite song as well as hear about how I used to run a Geocities No Doubt fan page. And please vote for me!

04.03.2026 17:00 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1