ontologically evil, but nice

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

Meghan McCain tweet (@MeghanMcCain) "Remember when every maga personality screamed at the top of their lungs that anyone with the last name McCain was a blood thirsty neocon warmonger who would bomb Iran and had no place in the Republican Party? Yea I didn’t forget that either."

me: (going to bed after learning our government is again starting a starkly unjustifiable war of aggression that could have horrific consequences for the region and world) (I suddenly jolt awake) bah!!! how is John McCain's dumbest child handling this??

Operation Mustache You a Question

isn't that wonderful? he is a very tough policeman, very tough, but uh, (grimaces) not so great in the boner department. 'boner,' that's a funny word (laughs). I used to say, 'boner? I hardly know her' but (makes dismissive gesture toward audience).

Screenshot of a post by the verified account Acyn quoting: “Trump claims a tough policeman told him his sex life is better and his wife no longer treats him like a dog thanks to the stock market under President Trump.” Below the text is a paused C-SPAN video showing Donald Trump speaking at an outdoor podium in Corpus Christi, Texas, wearing a red “Make America Great Again” hat and standing behind a lectern with the presidential seal.

and he said to me, 'mr. president, sir, my wife is giving me boners for the first time. a real baseball bat, sir. an absolute Stonehenge of a rock. and it never would've happened without the NASDAQ.'

Cumtown bit

alternate timeline where 30 Rock is about the Russian Revolution

everyone losing their minds about those cops getting hit by snowballs would not bat an eye if the cops responded by opening fire lol

Cybertruck stuck on my TV!

🚨 CYBERTRUCK STUCK! Blocking WCVB news truck.

"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor

It gave us the great Disco Elysium Vance video:

everyone's talking about "panic at the disco" this, "blood on the dance floor" that.

how about you call me when you find a nice, quiet dinner club to take the missus 😤 🤙

Caesar out

Screenshot of an X (formerly Twitter) post from the verified U.S. Department of State account. The post states that the United States and Europe belong to a civilization stretching from Athens to Rome to America and argues that Western civilization must embrace its noble legacy to reverse decline. Beneath the text is a photo of a relatively tiny Marco Rubio, in a dark suit and blue tie descending the stairs of a government aircraft, with the plane’s open doorway and fuselage visible behind him.

so funny to be fourth reich posting this hard, but then be like, "yeah, I think that photo of little Marco ought to cap it off nicely. yup, that's the post."

Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?

a rare light of hope in troubling times

if I met the "computa, activate cock and ball torture on this guy" dude I think I would cry

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

Some very funny commentary on the emptiness of modern fascism to be like "This disgusting Latin devil-music perverts our heritage and is a profound insult to our beautiful 401(k)s".

It's over. He played 2 songs and then they played this Charlie Kirk montage

hm, cool. looks like dogshit.

I'm old enough to remember when Kennedys were handsome

Case 1:24-cv-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 1 of 33 UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK FLYCATCHER CORP. LTD and FLYCATCHER TOYS, INC., Plaintiffs, -V.- AFFABLE AVENUE LLC, doing business as CJ DIST; OZMOS COMPANY LLC; EYTAN GROSSMAN, doing business as EYG DEALS; CREATIVE REWARDS INC.; JOSHUA CHAVEZ, doing business as ONESTOPFASTSHOP; TOP EXPERIENCE COMPANY LLC, doing business as WE PAY COST LLC; PRETTY PRINCESS LLC, doing business as NORVI; AYANEE LLC; FORTUNA KG LLC, doing business as FORTUNAKG; JASON MANAGEMENT LLC; JOAN ALEXANDER SORIANO, doing business as PRIMECHOICEMART; A WAHABI CORPORATION, doing business as MCPROFITS; MODA ORIGINAL LLC; VALLEY BODEGA WHOLESALE INC.; EYAD WAHBY; SAM SHAMLOO; S&N GLOBAL SUPPLY INC.; VALUE VALLEY WHOLESALE LLC; ADAM HAMIDA; and JOHN DOES 1 to 25, Defendants. 24 Civ. 9429 (KPF) OPINION AND ORDER KATHERINE POLK FAILLA, District Judge: In June 2025, Steven A. Feldman, counsel for Defendant Affable Avenue LLC ("Affable"), filed a brief in support of Affable's motion to dismiss that was peppered with false citations. Concerned about both the genesis of these misstatements and counsel's delay in correcting them, the Court issued an Order to Show Cause. Perhaps not appreciating the gravity of the situation, Mr. Feldman responded to that Order with a submission that appeared to have been created by generative artificial intelligence ("Al"), and that itself contained a false citation. The Court's response was stern and unmistakable: "Mr.

Case 1:24-CV-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 2 of 33 Feldman [wals not excused from this professional obligation [of verifying that the cases he submitted to the Court were valid] by dint of using emerging technology." (Dkt. #169 at 4). Mr. Feldman persisted. A few days prior to the Court's hearing on the Order to Show Cause, Mr. Feldman submitted a proposed reply brief in further support of Affable's motion to dismiss. Once again, his brief contained false citations. And at the August 22, 2025 hearing, Mr. Feldman was unable to respond directly to, much less answer, the Court's questioning about his submissions. Mr. Feldman has not, and apparently cannot, learn from his mistakes. And while the Court does not oppose the use of Al to assist in legal research and writing, it must take a stand where, as here, counsel repeatedly files submissions with false citations because counsel refuses to verify those submissions. This Court can do no more. For the reasons that follow, the Court sanctions Mr. Feldman pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11 and the Court's inherent powers by striking Affable's submissions and entering default judgment against it.

Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this?

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The G.O.P. Senator Who Can’t Stop Thinking About the Boy ICE Detained Katie Britt is uniquely positioned to reason with the Trump administration — when she chooses to speak up.

over the next 3 years, be ready for seeing a lot of coverage of Republican lawmakers, business leaders, university leaders who did absolutely nothing to stall Trump (on the contrary) — about how *actually* they were wringing their hands all along. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/u...

Yes. Yes! Thank you

"You shouldn't protest that way!"

Minneapolis has like 10 trained legal observers on every street,the average person owns 4.7 whistles, and they just got Greg Bovino fired while forcing a nationwide shift in approval numbers.

Let them cook.

me: (throwing a five year old into a concentration camp at my job where I wear a mask because I'm a colossal pussy) hold up—I want em to know it was me

ICE agents tried to quietly get Mexican food in Minneapolis, local neighbors and protesters found out and shamed then out of the neighborhood!