Just Gezza

We had a Temu Habibi, and now we’ve got Temu Dirty Harry #SurvivorAU

Could have alternated in reading out names…

Don, Johnson
Don, Johnson
Don, Johnson…

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I think that JLP is living rent free in David’s head #SurvivorAU

There’s balls, there’s sacks, does the JLP double entendre embargo end today? #SurvivorAU

Barren - TF is Eliza? 🤷🏽‍♂️ #SurvivorAU

The Barren tribe castaways going who TF is Berren? 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏼‍♀️ Whenever David says their tribe name #SurvivorAU

I always felt that last year’s background music heavily referenced Squid Game’s score 🦑 #SurvivorAU

Looks like the Cat’s out of the bag #SurvivorAU

In the divorce settlement JLP got full custody of all the double entendres and non flexible lunch/dinner/massage reservations. #SurvivorAU

Speaking of Barren, why does David keep saying “Berren”? #SurvivorAU

David must feel totally hamstrung. He knows he can’t just be a Temu JLP, and JLP took all his good lines with him. #SurvivorAU

Don’s primary alliance is with his hat 🎩 #SurvivorAU

Boom tish! 🥁

“Simon what does a big move look like?”

Simon - “I don’t know, maybe you should ask George.”

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In the same way that Russell Hantz was >>>> than Brandon #SurvivorAU

So we still can’t post from under the hashtag? 🤦🏽‍♂️ #SurvivorAU

You think that Simon has learnt not to go full Alpha by now? #SurvivorAU

True

I’m missing the JLP challenge commentary right now #SurvivorAU

So the one puzzle element is still 90% physical? #SurvivorAU

One thing in Simon’s favour is that this will be his first season not playing against King George #SurvivorAU

If Luke starts with an S he could still be voting for Cirie #SurvivorAU

I think he heard you and decided to draw it out some more, just to spite the #SurvivorAU fans 😫

Sometimes there’s just no misdirecting from the obvious #SurvivorAU

I’m guessing it was Harry #SurvivorAU

If Jeff had been in charge and Lisa had quit at this stage, she would’ve been “purpled” from the time she hit the mat at the start of the show. #SurvivorAU

Exasperated yes, but I don’t think JLP will resent a player quitting in quite the same way as Jeff does. #SurvivorAU

Definitely don’t want your balls to drop, do you JLP? #SurvivorAU

Cirie talks about the ring of truth, but what they need is the Colgate ring of confidence (this may be a very old reference) #SurvivorAU

Siri says “Uh huh?” on my phone whenever Cirie is mentioned on #SurvivorAU