I am volunteering to get locked into a Skinner box
28.02.2026 17:12
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I am volunteering to get locked into a Skinner box
happy Kentucky meat shower re-enactment day to all celebrants
www.fleshfalls.com
(for context)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentuck...
The feeling of having known something to be true, deep within your very being, only to have it confirmed as such. There's just nothing like it: defector.com/jeffrey-epst...
pffft the privilege of yard
-someone who lives in the sky
the Jeremy Piven experience should be a weekly event where 10 Jeremy piven lookalikes serve you grilled salmon against your will. That too would be just as deserving as my $150.
my fellow pivenhead family already know
hahahahaga
who is coming w me
can I pay you to do this on Big Foot
what's crazy about this to me is that I actually like women, so I disagree with what he's saying
if anyone in nyc area is sew folk/crafty - I have a fully intact (never opened/flat pack) sewing table with collapsible / lowering everything. was never able to create a space for it - it was around $500 but similar to
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if you want it, please dm me. I do not want $
no murderers plz
Also I need to know more about that dude over there
you have no idea how much I think about that place and I can’t thank you enough for telling me about it and doing boots on the ground journalism about it
humiliate us, axis powers. it’s what we deserve.
a lot of yogurt in my actual refrigerator
apartment just got raided by a dozen men slathered in beef tallow trying to plunder my beautiful ferments
she did it the wrong direction - I’d at least have the decency to send you the correct perspective
am I the old person?
sorry, i'm all in favor of people being healthier but "i'm gonna eat yogurt" is pervert shit and "the rest of you should beware of seed oils if you must have buffalo wings" ought to get you locked in a padded cell on super bowl sunday
the flattest men on earth
watching luge / skeleton for the sole purpose of watching Teutonic bros burn themselves down an ice sheet in the hopes that one guy points a toe in a weird direction, forcing himself off the track and into a nearby billboard where he explodes in a firebomb Freejack style
I am sparing you all the pain of live tweeting the Winter Olympics by texting my dad continuously because Jesse voluntarily ate a tranq dart just to stop my train of consciousness dumping
shhh I’m distracted by sportsbetting app - if some guy from Tashkent doesn’t get gold in hurling himself down an ice path very fast I’m going to lose my home and the rush is making me feel in the liminal spaces between sanity and insane
whenever they do this, this is what my head says back / same energy etc.
I want nothing more than for America to be in The Cuck Chair for the Olympics
Commiserating Colton
I want to tithe my pelvis and mandible
let’s all remember Scott Adams the way he would’ve wanted to be remembered, as the man who wishes he could’ve murdered his stepson but did not get the chance before he OD’ed
I still say “… lots of people go swimming” in my head when someone says something ominous to me
“maybe they went swimming … lots of people go swimming” he’s still unaccounted for … just saying
