βͺDoctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
ngl i have yet to begin.
tomorrow is hourly comics day and to prove to all the friends in my phone, i will be posting here!
_anghost 7 Donna Summer β’ She Works Hard For The Mo... WILL WORK FOR WORK _ Ω Ω‘Ω§/Ω‘Ω angus@heyandrews.com
I'm a graphic designer and published cartoonist based in Philadelphia, PA. I have a strong focus in branding, illustration, and editorial design, with a passion for developing more accessible web and storytelling solutions. I'm looking to collaborate and contract some new projects-big, small, sm... edium, whatever! Gotta keep the lights on. I don't use AI, and I won't work for assholes. Emails are better than DMs. angus@heyandrews.com
Stuff I like to work on: Gig/event posters/screenprinting Resource guides & materials Infographic design Email & newsletter design Visual essay/editorial design Branding & visual identity Hand drawn typography Illustration commissions Web accessibility TLDR: I love and work with all things visual design. I just don't want to do it for Amazon, y 'know? angus@heyandrews.com
hello! please hire @gussie.bsky.social! they do great work and PECO and PGW bills are trying to ruin our life so please hire them for money! thank you
ok this is my time. iβm gonna be better at bluesky
they said again.
god i hate rudy gobert.
mission impossible was great but that is not how the ocean.
that shot was absolutely diabolical.
popped on to say i had a brown butter pecan ice cream from zsaβs ice cream tonight that was so good i would include it in a last meal request should i ever be put to death for a heinous crime. this not-tweet got dark on accident, iβm so sorry!
came back to say FEDERAL FUCKIN WAY! @normcharlatan.bsky.social
people glorify artistry but treat artists like shit and it sucks! βοΈ
for as saturated as the content surrounding the story was, this gabby petito murder is just so much worse and just awful every time i hear a single detail iβd not heard before. i honestly hope the laundries never have peace as long as theyβre alive. just truly vile pieces of shit.
huge win for 90s skateboarders representation, tonight. imo.
YESSSS MIKEYYYYYY IF ONLY I COULD SEE YOUUUUUU!
LMAOOOOOO
what the fuck is this man talking about?
aging like a fine wine.
fully serious: conan looks fine as hell tonight.
5 foot 3. rare disability.
took me all the wayyyyyy back to that hilarious episode of law and order svu where absolutely no crime occurs but they still spend an hour trying to take a disabled 18 year oldβs right to be an adult away bc they think her disability makes her look too young lmao.
we can chat all day about how weird adult men are about child stars growing up or whatever, but itβs bananas to argue that an entire adult woman is promoting the sexualization of kids byβ¦ being a grown up pop star.
i saw someone discoursing today alleging that sabrina carp was βselling pedophiliaβ w/ her sexualized image and almost got mad until i saw a response that said βliterally how? sheβs just short.β and snort laughed for the first time in probably a week.
not sad as iβm starving but the kind where microwaving leftovers before i eat it feels like βtoo many steps.β
I would like to once again state for the record that building an entire sociomaterial cultureβ especially regarding housing, healthcare, and foodβ out of a combination of "caveat emptor," "fuck you I got mine," and "YOLO" actually really fucking sucks
Almost 20 years ago, a doctor on TV was asked, "Isn't 12 a little early for a kid to be deciding to transition?" And her response was, "It's old enough for them to decide that it's not worth living anymore if they can't."
That was the only argument I ever needed to hear about gender affirming care.
living the D.R.E.A.M.
dogs rule everything around me.
(sheβs fine, and beautiful, and full of treats. weβre skin testing)
hi! β€οΈ
iβm bad at new social anything, but iβm trying this again bc i miss friendship and probably need it more than ever. #gobirds
We, as a society, have given the morning people far too much power
