I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
Mike Vrabel reaction shots are going to be bringing joy to the NFL for the next 2-3 decades
Is THAT what happened? Ffs it's bad enough that everything must be enshittified but why must it all be enshittified in the exact same way
Ed Hochuli really set the meta for NFL ref arm circumference maximization huh
Is it weird to say that Joe Montana kinda gives a Jeff Goldblum energy
I always thought Bovino was going for more of a Himmler vibe
Someone should tell Frontier Airlines that if they offer absolutely no refunds I have absolutely no incentive to tell them I'm not going on their plane tomorrow. Offer me literally anything meaningful back and you can resell that seat
It's rough because she's clearly internalized the rapist way of doing business
This is actually genius. It works on multiple levels.
Fucks up the optics when they do violence, probably makes them pause occasionally, psychic damage from seeing thousands of red hats mad at them, delegitimizes actual MAGA in their eyes, eventually alienates them from each other
My worst personality trait is that I can't help myself from clicking on the dumb emails that Quora sends me
do you know anyone who has done pipeline protests? start there
organize offline
find somewhere to donate your actual real life time and energy. not just a protest. direct action. if you can find nothing else, try Food Not Bombs. find an anarchist bookstore. sign up for one of the too many ML orgs. go to shit
while you're there, talk to the people beside you
One reason this matters: if you meet someone who served in the Navy or Army or w/e, the odds are they probably have no more experience or comfort with directly beating someone than a normal person
This is not true of cops, so react around them accordingly
They go low, we hang high
If you initially had the first answer to the New York times mini crossword today as "fidna" you are one of my people
Underestimated line of thought imo. American law and politics is notoriously consistently decades behind reality. Democrats think the electorate is the same one they had in 1996 and Republicans still believe in the Axis of Evil
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Maybe there's at least a kernel of something to any system that can endure sixty plus years of a nuclear superpower trying to fuck with it
Red states, only where the OVERWHELMING majority of black Americans live
It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Since I have no other social media left to post this on, my new years resolution is to talk even more about how the ceasefire in Gaza is fake and Isra*l is still killing people while all US media pretends the killing is over
There should be a way to completely disable some kinds of advertisements. I'm an alcoholic and I don't want liquor ads. Gambling addicts shouldn't be getting DraftKings ads. Republicans shouldn't see ads for LifeAlert
Jake Paul was just exploring the boundaries of his gimmick and dick touched an electric fence. Next time he'll try fighting a 40 or 50 year old and we'll see if he can take punches from guys that young
It's sad that one of OU and Bama had to win last night and even sadder that it was Alabama
I don't understand the obsession with dark roast coffee. Burnt flavor, less caffeine, only good with tons of cream and sugar. Best guess is toxic masculinity
Who do I need to be following on this bullshit
I'm sorry for not personally walking the half mile to his house and firebombing it
This has been the latest in my ongoing series of essays, "social media rants that no one reads." Your time is meaningful to me
