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and sweaty and straining and panting for breath. shivering and vulnerable

09.03.2026 19:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when bingliu are beating the shit out of each other that's true love

09.03.2026 17:05 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

there's something about Liu Qingge that makes him really great in ships where him and his partner fucking hate each other

09.03.2026 17:03 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

Excited to read !!!!

09.03.2026 12:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yueyuan…

09.03.2026 05:11 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sure. why not

09.03.2026 03:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

reading Frankenstein for the first time. I guess we’re all going to accept that victor is engaged to his cousin who was raised as his sister

09.03.2026 03:15 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Airplane is by nature a snarky, horny little troll, but his advice on how to be loved is for Binghe to make himself smaller, more docile, cuter. It takes him decades to express his desires in his own relationship and flees the second he does it. The second love takes up space it ends.

09.03.2026 01:12 👍 19 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Fading to black but it’s just for complicated action scenes while all the sex scenes are written in full

08.03.2026 21:59 👍 1168 🔁 512 💬 5 📌 4

why not more cannibalism?

08.03.2026 22:03 👍 15 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1

1) shell cordovan is mega expensive 2) they never sell shoes small enough for my feet 3) it's rare to find a shell cordovan shoe that isnt a boring businessman brogue shoe ... but yes it's v satisfying because leather is a lot of fun to repair/restore!! it treats u well if u treat it well :)

08.03.2026 21:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

heeheehehe yes it's really fun! there's a lot of really good stuff being sold secondhand in good condition especially since the leather upper half of the shoe can last for decades if cared for, so the sole just needs to be changed. rn i rly want to find something with shell cordovan but

08.03.2026 21:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

they stole an hour from women

08.03.2026 18:11 👍 4932 🔁 1682 💬 4 📌 14

occasionally i get rly mad that nintendo has erased Link’s left handedness in every installment since skyward sword

08.03.2026 16:47 👍 69 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 0

this is less about collecting limited releases (like docs) and more about finding stuff that should be inordinately expensive for dirt cheap and then repairing them if needed (since part of the appeal of these shoes are that they are made in such a way that they can be resoled) LMAO ...

08.03.2026 19:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"vintage" is probably too strong of a word but i got really into leather items with dainite soles/shell cordovan/goodyear welt, which usually have price tags of 800-1200 USD, but u can get them secondhand for 100-300 if ur lucky

08.03.2026 19:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i have nothing to say. i defer to ur insight on this matter

08.03.2026 18:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gf: i liked it so why don't other people like it? other people who have different opinions from me are wrong

gf: ...i am kaveh

08.03.2026 18:25 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

gf: i dont really get it when kids are afraid of mascot characters because when i was a kid i loved mascots :)

me: i hated mascots not because i was afraid of them because i didn't like an adult in a stupid costume patronizing me

gf: ...you are alhaitham

08.03.2026 18:25 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I thought I had a problem with collecting vintage leather shoes until I went on this guy’s blog and he was like “I don’t have that big of a collection compared to the real connoisseurs; I only have around 70 pairs”

08.03.2026 15:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

man ur right even in a timeline where qijiu reconciles and their relationship heals it would still be yqy doting on sj rather than the other way around …

08.03.2026 05:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really this post should be about Luo Bingge who is obvious candidate as the supermasculine guy who never experiences touch outside of sex. But I can make this about how Bingyue are parallels because blorbo brainrot never rests

08.03.2026 03:42 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you know that Reddit post about that woman who washed her husband’s hair and he started crying because men experience gentle touch so infrequently outside of sex. Yue Qingyuan

08.03.2026 00:43 👍 43 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

what i learned from mxtx fandom is that the best thing a man can do is be a loser

07.03.2026 22:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

best quality: psychic damage

07.03.2026 22:28 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

she was like "he gives me second hand embarrassment" and i kept thinking to myself "god i hope so"

07.03.2026 22:28 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

my hs friend yesterday was telling me that my original story protagonist cant be charming because he's always trying to pass himself off as cooler than he really is which is super cringe. which was very confusing to me because i thought everyone knew that guys being cringe is charming

07.03.2026 22:27 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I’m being punished for being a longwinded bitch

07.03.2026 21:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this big bang Google form is beating my ass I was struggling for an hour to make a summary less than 600 words only to realize there’s like three more pages to go

07.03.2026 21:44 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

google docs is shitting itself any time i try to copy/paste content into the document

07.03.2026 20:02 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0