𝕳𝖎𝖌𝖍 𝖂𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖘

when i was in highschool i went to a jesus camp (probably 2008) and they brought a mid-20s guy on stage and said "this dude has never jacked off, ever"

if you really love a piece of art you should be allowed to eat it

this guy loves making down payments on future 9/11s with other people's money

You really can’t have this guy not going to jail for the rest of his short, unhealthy life and still be any kind of democracy, I think.

A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

Break this website's kneecaps with a baseball bat

Stock Surge Followed CBS Reporter's Post on X By Jack Pitcher, Reporter Intraday performance 2.0% 1.5 NASDAQ Composite 1.0 05 S&P 500 Dow Jones Industrial Average -0.5 -1.0 -1.5 -2.0 March 9 Source: FactSet Major stock indexes started rallying sharply at 3:17 p.m. in New York, less than a minute after a CBS reporter posted about her phone interview with President Trump on X. Oil prices fell around the same time.

Trump and his team at CBS manipulating the market

Appalling shitefesting aside that is standard for these ghouls, only *65* Labour MPs are considering voting against the govt stripping us & them of our rights? Shameful party

Top Comment on this Xiaohongshu post was: 直接放到胃里? [Just put it directly in the stomach?]

lmao

Repeat after me:

I am not sassier than Benny Andersson.
I am not sassier than Danica Patrick.
I am not sassier than Ian Miles Cheong.
I am not sassier than Lowtax.

But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be sassier than I am.

So

If you don't know who Tommy Robinson is, he's Britain's David Duke

I feel like we don't really talk about the weird arc of Jean-Luc Picard from stoic philosopher diplomat in the early seasons to anxious comedy boss in the later seasons

Linda Hamilton and Bryan Cranston in the bluest outfits and most 80's hair from the episode "Menace, Anyone?"

Folks...this picture of Linda Hamilton and Bryan Cranston from an episode of MURDER SHE WROTE. I didn't think it was possible for two people to look this 1986.

I just checked and this is real. We call this “a clue”

*Raises hand* I wrote an article about this very thing happening in the 1920s.

Antonovich, Jacqueline. “White Coats, White Hoods: The Medical Politics of the Ku Klux Klan in 1920s America.” Bulletin of the History of Medicine 94, no. 4 (Winter 2020): 439-469.

I don’t know, man, maybe we should learn not to trust malignant narcissistic fascists whose worst traits are calcifying and their brains are getting worse as they die with power

RIFF RAFF TRAPPIN IN IRAN 10 MINS YouTube video by ginchmaster

this video is 13 years old, why is the youtube rec algo like this

Bullying works and lmao waffles, but also boy howdy, we better start collectively preparing to abandon this place for someplace else soon bc a vulture capitalist is going to make it a living hell

68% of American Jews support the US-Israel war against Iran, survey finds - Jewish Telegraphic Agency The results suggest U.S. Jews are more supportive than Americans overall but less than Israeli Jews.

The @jta.org headline is simply wrong; please amend. JPPI itself acknowledges that it polls "connected" Jews, not Jews overall, meaning disproportionally more denominationally affiliated Jews and those who've lived in Israel, and less intermarried Jews. www.jta.org/2026/03/09/i...

90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

this isn't a meme stock economy, it's something much dumber

a rational calculation of the net present value of future cash flows of American corporations must incorporate as one of its major inputs an estimate of the likelihood the dotard president breaks the world

this is the market *working*

Just killed a man's whole family and accidentally installed him as leader of Iran. We created Super Vengeance Boy and are just assuming he'll leave us alone.

Mission accomplished

REPORT: Waffle House bans Florida governor candidate from all restaurants in the state Amid the campaign for Florida governor, one candidate announced he has now been banned from every Waffle House restaurant in the state.

Given what normally goes on in Florida waffle houses, just imagine what it would take to get banned in all of them at once. Bonus: Florida gubernatorial candidate

lol

incredible that he manages to triangulate the one position that will please literally nobody

self-made hell that, funnily enough, creates hell for everybody else too