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Michael J Hildebrand

@michaeljhildebrand

Artist/Illustrator/Graphic Designer/Dog Lover/ Brooklyn NY Art available at: michaeljhildebrand.com "tasteless weirdo"

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Loooved it! One of my favs from last year.

07.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*used a photo of the breathtakingly handsome Connor Newall as reference & inspiration, but went off the rails with it so it doesn’t even slightly capture his beauty.

06.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œStarted making it, had a breakdown, bon appΓ©tit!” - James Acaster (on The Great Stand Up To Cancer Bake Off)

Last night, was going to do a quick painting before working out, hated it, threw paint all over it, fucked with it, then started to like it. Woke up this morning added pink & now I dig it.🩷

06.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She lied under oath…

There should be consequences outside of firing.

You CAN NOT confirm Mullins for that replacement. Get a fucking spine, man. Way past time…

05.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Between-set workout doodle

04.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still love it. Such an honor!

03.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Aw eight years ago today I created this of @michaeljhildebrand.bsky.social

03.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

WHO KEEPS ELECTING THESE MORONS!?!? *ack!

03.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Evil. Just evil.

03.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀞

02.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, love

01.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Perfection

01.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Little Black Sketchbook No.14 drawing from yesterday afternoon's courageous adventure to a Williamsburg Brooklyn coffee shop, a fearful journey taken with with Terry the Brave & Elbie the Sweetness. ;-)

01.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! But don’t let that sweet face fool you, there’s an ancient demon hiding in there πŸ˜‚

28.02.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Grabbing a coffee and a quick doodle with Terry the pup.

28.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump: "Let's go to war!"
Me: "BLOW ME!"

#war #nowar #FDT

music clip: "Boom Clap" by Charli XCX
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOPM...

28.02.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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No amount of bombing, or mass killing, or wars-for-profit will detour my focus from him being a sexual-assaulting, grifting, laying, felon who befriends sex-trafficking child-rapists and most probably is one himself.

If he wants #war, send his rotting anus over to fight.

28.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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no one wanted this...

#war

28.02.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wondered that about the bots as well, with the β€œviews” at least. When I was able to see the post stats, before removal, no likes or comments were by bots. All from people who follow me. As far as β€œviews”, no way to know from my end, sadly.

27.02.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s a picture of a big dick dripping precum. Maybe then you’ll give a shit about the quoted post…

27.02.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A summary of the β€œqueer art” vs β€œhate” post experiment I did the other evening to test Instagram’s biases. If interested click over, read & share.

www.instagram.com/p/DVRM3OLkW8...

#queer #maga #lgbtq #hate #bias

27.02.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Glorious

27.02.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Next To You - YouTube

She’s out! Mine and @brightlightx2.bsky.social’s fabulously icy and Frenchified duet, β€œNext to You” is out and streaming! πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

youtube.com/playlist?lis...

27.02.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Thank you, beautiful talented man ❀️πŸ₯°β€οΈ

26.02.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Going through my stack of unfinished drawings last night and came across this one from an amazing session with @kimdavidsmith.bsky.social on October 30th, 2024 and decided to perk it up. Quite happy with how it turned out.

25.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œThat’s nuts” they are LITERALLY covering up child-rape, they are LITERALLY having armed masked anonymous men torment and kill us, they are LITERALLY building β€œdetention centers” all over this nation (etc)… BEYOND time to stop being polite and ACTUALLY FIGHT.

For FUCK sake…

24.02.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did in my reply. I said ACTUALLY FIGHT. INTERUPT. DISRUPT. YELL. SHOUT. SCREAM.

Cheering on this β€œmove-on” performative, masturbatory nothing bullshit is just that… bullshit.

24.02.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stand up and interrupt. Disrupt. Yell. Shout. Actually FIGHT. I can’t understand how people are actually cheering on these do-nothing fucks to DO NOTHING… if you’re not in the room, you’re not in the room.

24.02.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Keep on sucking the rotting anus of these spineless do-nothing assholes…

24.02.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why? Not being in the room and actually fighting is bullshit… this is performative bullshit. Please stop praising them NOT fighting for us.

24.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0