You know, you could take up a hobby. Then you wouldn’t be so impressed when you hear an actor spent 3 weeks learning darts or whatever.
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You know, you could take up a hobby. Then you wouldn’t be so impressed when you hear an actor spent 3 weeks learning darts or whatever.
Damn, she was right. Every day IS a winding road.
Why are you feeling cute? You should delete now.
sombr is my generation’s Djo.
Me when the bar’s about to close:
11 months a year: Eat the rich!
December: Eat the roof!
This is what a 38-year-old looked like in 1990.
Good for you but I’ll never stop riding in horse carriages.
Scrooge: Who is that awakening me on this Christmas Eve?
A lot of people like it when Seal goes “Bay-BAY I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.” But you know what’s underrated? When Seal goes “But did you know that when it snows…”
To celebrate the life of Diane Keaton I will be wearing pants for the next few months.
One thing I love about a 20-slide Instagram carousel is trying to guess where the fuck I am in the middle of it.
It’s so pathetic how my friends love the Sopranos cuz it’s like bro the Sopranos wouldn’t like you AT ALL.
Hot take: I don't think you should be allowed to use the self-checkout if you're a dumbshit.
New in the bonus feed! Dave and Graham make the ultimate summer playlist.
Me: Fellate a minion? Yes please!
Snooty waiter: It’s pronounced filet mignon.
Don McLean: Drove my Chevy to the levee…
Me (grinning while concealing an enormous levee-drying device): Then what happened?
Me to a crow:
Just met my girlfriend’s dad for the first time. Considering bragging that I can milk anything with nipples. Hope he doesn’t get my ass on a technicality.
Whoa, big news day.
Now that we have a Chicago pope, Christmas is gonna have a lot more Dominic the Donkey.
Graham's 24-Hours of Stand-Up is underway.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZVz...
If you’re posting a video, you better write “wait for it” on it. Otherwise I might think it’s bad the whole way through instead of mostly bad but good at the end.
We actually do deserve dogs.
My fellow Blue Sky members, I cannot express how much fun this 24 Hour Show is going to be. I wish very much for you to see it.
www.showpass.com/graham-clark...
Sometimes you hear a piece of music that makes you question whether you’re reelin in the years.
It soon will be May.
It’s called quiche because when I take a bite it goes squiche.
Fun fact: Tate McRae’s full name is Potato McRato.
