Carl Aagesen

nothing is swifter than elf justice

ASHLEIGH: we’re going to the ralleigh

ANDRE: is it todae

THOM: no it’s thomorrow

STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock

MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets

PHOEBE: they were phroe

MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got

GEOFF: me too i’m geolous

Some unruly teens made off with my medicinal pond scum

curtains for thee & not for me

this prank India pulled today 🙌🏼🤯🤣

jesus can't save you from your dreams

It takes over twice as many muscles to not tap dance

I support small businesses, like tiny stores managed by mice

if I wanted to make a deal with god I would simply run up that hill

my inner child just bought a glock

quit while you're a knee

we're all just doing asbestos we can

we all got that one homie whose heart belongs to another

how am i supposed to rave under these conditions

you had me at gargoyle extremist

i want inside of your institution so badly that i am willing to write a page & a half

yeah if you could stop repeating history, that'd be great

it's a snack-eat-snack world

when you eat lab-grown meat, you ingest the fear of the lab technicians who grew it

i miss the simpler days of cannibal crime in the streets

i am getting fed up with these quantum responsibilities

litch'rally the dogs of war.
hounds one, two & four

I love that the beach and the ocean are right next to each other - it works out perfectly

don't let anything capture your imagination

your witch is my commander