Private jets, haute couture, and living off nicotine and espresso is 1993 Kate Moss and also 2026 Hudson Williams you’re really doing it up bb
Private jets, haute couture, and living off nicotine and espresso is 1993 Kate Moss and also 2026 Hudson Williams you’re really doing it up bb
Max ver-zoomin
We have a renaissance fair going across the street outside the club. Someone is playing a recorder. One guy has a drum. Merry band of weirdos
Look at the gaffer chatting up the ref. Everyone is all smiles.
This pitch seems especially bad and would probably make Messi look like a mere mortal.
Ouch it burns but I think we’ll get more goals. Maybe time for a back four Mik.
Hyperglycemia is a truly terrible way to die- they tortured this woman to the brink
Marli Salmon and Max Dowman have been very good, not looked troubled at all. Especially impressed with Salmon 👍🏻👏🏻 #GoonerFamily #AFC #COYG #Arsenal
Madueke good goal I like
John! 💀
In Seattle, when we say "the mountain is out", this is what we mean.
How many times has Arteta preached about fine margins? This is part and parcel of the myriad ways teams can get ahead. We happen to be exceptional in this one area but he’s looking to improve in all aspects of the game. They can’t shut it all down because no fairsies! Raise the level across the PL.
Oh okay.
Robbie Mustoe is calling for Igor Tudor to get sacked NOW on my teevee😳😳😳😳
Now & only now is it a happy St.Totteringham’s Day 🤝
Grim or grimly hilarious?
It’s like listening to a eulogy.
They are talking about relegation on comms.
Messi enters a White House event honoring Inter Miami with Trump
What about Ryan Mason?
We can move the NFL over to help out.
Brennan Johnson put the nail in the coffin you know you want to
I’d take those two because they’re still relatively green. Deprogramming will go fast. First test, rondos. It’ll be a struggle for awhile but they’ll get there.
Was gonna say they need practice
This is extremely my shit, Ron Wyden.
This is like the NYT Pitchbot but for the Premier League
@mayor.nyc.gov
Has anyone alerted the Mayor? It’s a critical issue. Spurs are circling the drain.
I repeat Tottenham Hotspur are in a death spiral.
Harry Kane come get your club
Eze for me is worthy of a statue after what he did to Spurs this season and what a season it was.
For no other reason than that hat trick he’s a legend.
I think they need to host more concerts at their stadium. Especially after they go down. Gotta make up the lost revenue.