Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
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Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
Picture 1: doctor looking at chart tells patient, "Your body has run out of magnesium." Picture 2: patient replies with a smile, "0mg"
This is such sad and terrible news, I am so sorry that you are going through this, but so glad you had her in your life. I loved the personal notes that she added with your art when she posted it. X
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
A brilliant night, a brilliant week. Loved the Barry Cryer film especially.
Happens to the best of us
I must say, even as a Tory, that Reform can never be accused of hypocrisy.
For instance Nigel Farage saying Mr Starmer’s association with Mr Mandelson was a “Grave error of judgement” & he should resign.
Mr Farage’s ‘associations’ could NEVER be called grave errors of judgement.🤔
oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
I’ve spent this morning morbidly watching the MTV channels close down and the final songs played were:
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
I’m sorry but these sound like vintage esoteric euphemisms for “homosexual”
Fucks sake! You got my hopes up there.
Currently listening to your audiobook. The perfect combination of ‘laugh out loud funny’ and ‘stop listening for the day to because your sobbing is getting a bit loud.’
What you do is incredible.
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor falls, the major lifts
The baffled king composing Where’s me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
A brief moment of celebration for this, my favourite online dog video www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kJl...
Pretend you're a kangaroo by sticking a photo of your child out of the top of your trousers.
I once tweeted that Cilla Black had a voice like two skinheads kicking a banjo up the A19.
A few days later I was followed by Dionne Warwick.
Of course we all love the Amish Bill Grundy interview, but it’s worth watching it alongside the original to see how impeccably it’s performed and produced.
youtu.be/vObRvdvHh5E?...
Donald Trump posting "STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!!" in all caps.
About as innocent as Tubbs shouting "WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!!" in The League Of Gentlemen.
Live Aid coverage coming from a white garden table and some folding chairs
These are my favourite bits of #liveaid. In 2025 the BBC host Glastonbury from a boutique backstage glade with fairy lights and an acoustic stage. In 1985 they hosted the biggest music event in the world from my dad's patio, just behind the rhubarb. Crushed Skol cans and Swingball just out of shot.
Ooh - thank you. Thats better already.
Reminder that if you're in the UK and have a burner phone for safety reasons make sure that it is *turned off* on Sunday 7th September during the emergency alert test. This is because it will override your sound settings and play an alarm even if your device is set to silent.
In case you missed it, here’s the footage from today’s vote in Congress on Trump’s tax bill.
Excerpt from the ‘house hunting’ montage in episode 6 of Ghosts Germany. Felix and Emma (the equivalent Mike and Alison characters) are standing in the lobby of a German city town house with an estate agent. Estate Agent: As I said the house is from the 1930s.
Emma looks into the living room and sees a uniformed Nazi officer ghost.
Felix looking at the estate agent after Emma has immediately left. The Nazi Officer ghost is still visible in the background. Felix: She really goes off vibes. Either it's right or it's not.
Me, looking at the press release for Ghosts Germany: I can see that they had to be careful in choosing the historical periods for the ghost regulars, but I wonder if they’ll touch on it?
Ghosts Germany:
