RobbyForShort

If you're Latino and have figured out who my ISP is, I humbly ask that you please DO NOT SAY WHICH INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER IT IS TO AVOID DOXXING ME!

All the representatives are also Dominican, which is a historically poor country—1 Domincan Peso equals $0.01 USD—and it makes me feel like I'm not allowed to be angry about how unprofessional they have continuously been. I now dread having to talk on the phone with them!

They actually have me down as MRS. Roberto LastName in their system! I don't understand how they think ROBERTO could be a woman's name! And NO—they don't have it as ROBERTA, they have me down as ROBERTO because I corrected them TWICE!

I HATE TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH MY ISP! They consistently misgender me as she/her that I have to deepen my voice, they're rude and cut me off while I'm speaking, and they keep trying to upsell me for cable, but they are one of only two options for Internet in Puerto Rico—and the other ISP SUCKS!

Can we all collectively agree as streamers/creators/artists that you should just POST the damn video. POST the picture. POST your thoughts!

I could care less if people think the quality of said post is good enough or not. Bitch I’m having fun on the internet idgaf! Join the ride or leave! 🤨

I understand it's different for me as a smaller creator—especially cuz I don't stream that often, but I refuse to limit myself to playing a new game only on stream! Pokopia is a particularly intimate experience for me because Ditto is my favorite Pokémon, and I'd be remiss if that was ruined for me.

Pokémon Company, please, I BEG, I will be your Ditto ambassador!

At least being sick means I don’t have to feel horribly guilty about playing Pokopia all day

It really does, especially when Ditto was mostly known for breeding, which made for a lot of lewd jokes that I grew tired of.

I updated my Nintendo Switch profile icon, and I will soon have my Ditto Twitch badge! My brand will be complete, and I will finally be in my ultimate form!

I fear I am too powerful!

Ugh, do I have to wait until midnight Eastern time!? AAAHH!

Okay, but this will actually be me tomorrow, too!

Why can't I start my game?! It's past midnight Atlantic time! 🥺😫

ARLIE, OHMYGOSH! CONGRATS! 🎉

I'm streaming tomorrow, actually! What time? Probably early and playing all day because why not! I'm finally moved into my new home, so I may as well live my dream!
twitch.tv/robbyforshort

Me when I sub to ariazeroqueen

Congrats, Matt! That is crazy good luck! I do wonder… why do they got black noses like someone beat them up?

Now, why is Volbeat shaking ass?

I also just played Let's Go with a Blastoise so you've convinced me!

The Ditto supremacy will reign! I don't think any of you are ready for this ultimate slayage!

I'm replaying FireRed on my original Gameboy, and I'm actaully considering keeping Wartortle unevolved… for girlypop research! Thoughts?

Engage preemptive cure-ification procedures! Vitamin C! Soup! Warm showers! We must not let this evil villain take over!

I think you should do it! 🤪 The queer community would really benefit from you promoting Edjing!

Tiktok says I would be perfect to help them advertise this project: “Edjing”

What do you all think? Should I take this opportunity? Sound off in the comments.

Thanks!

It's the original Kanto Red and Blue game with a couple new additions and a National Dex until Gen III. The Switch version also lets you grab the Ho-Oh, Lugia, and Deoxys Mystery Gifts once you beat the Champion! If you've never experienced Kanto, it's especially worth your time!

With everyone playing Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen on the Switch, I wanted to join in on the fun and found my old FireRed cartridge!

I named the rival Flop… because he is!

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And that's exactly how art should be created!

The energy of this ✨️joint slay✨️ radiating through this picture has the world quaking!

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