Kristen Wixx

@lesdoggg.bsky.social needs to know: Why are men sending dick pics to everyone EXCEPT their doctor?

Friday jam session

What if the world really ended in 2012 and we are all in hell right now?

The birthday song is not something to enjoy but rather a thing to be endured with the promise of cake and presents at its conclusion.

Unshaven legs with non hairy feet.

Felt cute, might delete later.

that shouldn't be a crime

Me too. 😹

My daughter learned about Little House on the Prarie from a friend and asked if we could watch an episode. About halfway through she turned to me and asked, “Is that what it was like?” IS THAT WHAT *WHAT* WAS LIKE?!?

Same. 🥹

Ummm... Excuse me, can I help you find something?

Cuba?! Cuba?!?!

We haven’t even finished the War on Christmas!!!

Might start eating paste again.

#WhenEverythingIsBlue find some humor.

You go, girl!

A white cats paw coming up from a chair at a table, we only see the paw and toe beans, headphones in foreground

Raise your hand if you're ready to stop working

The Bluesky Line of Judgment is that anyone who has less posts than you is boring and anyone who has more posts than you is deranged. If they have the exact same amount? Also bad.

It should be illegal to drug test at work if drugs are required to tolerate your work.

my toxic trait is that i always want to snuggle with my pet but i have a cat

alot of you seem to get really riled up on here all the time!

have you considered just not reading bad posts

*uses reusable grocery bag to store all my plastic grocery bags*

A preview of a new Star Wars character, who is the son of Jabba the Hutt, and is portayed with a huge muscular torso similar to a body builder (even though the species is supposed to be like a slug or something), holding a battle axe in each hand in what seems to be a gladiator arena.

Dear Disney, did you know that you can simply just stop making Star Wars movies?

Package warning label large cracked goblet icon: Fragile, handle with care, don't fall not pressure, small cracked goblet icon, fragile, rain falling on half an umbrella icon, keep dry, the jackboot of fascism grinding the broken stick of justice into the mud icon, don't trample, two arrows pointing up icon, upward

"don't fall not pressure" is the new "you got this"

(Excitedly) I make a wishing11!!!! Cat on lawn next to dandelion seeds

On behalf of the entirety of America, I just want to say that "we," as a group, are not doing this. It is literally just a handful of people who apparently can do whatever they want.

Picked the wrong Lent to give up righteous indignation.

why did women stop wearing big poofy dresses i could have hidden so many snacks under there

the best pizza topping is pineapple. let me know what you think in the replies👇

'Reference Man' is why your office air conditioning is so cold Phones, cars, and the temperature in an office were all designed to suit the average man. Researchers say women are an afterthought in the way many products and spaces are designed.

The worst superhero.

ya know what my problem is?

seriously someone tell me

Maple seed pod on child's nose

1973. We didn't need memes.