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@petterdave

Not a pirate.

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Sorry but i can't give Alien Earth better than a middle B.

15.08.2025 03:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This probably shouldn't even be surprising to anyone at this point.

10.08.2025 04:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just saw this and i like it:
A "Fuck ICE" sign in the window of a Mexican restaurant is the equivalent of a Michelin star.

08.08.2025 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm here I'm here and i miss you both. i don't come here often.

08.08.2025 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well shit, now i do.

08.08.2025 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They sent Katy Perry to space and brought her back safely. Half of that is a really good idea.

15.04.2025 01:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even more amazing, they somehow made it look like bad 90s CGI.

12.03.2025 15:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeesh. I didn't even think Anora was good. Ah well.

03.03.2025 03:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You know, you really shouldn't waste public resources by cluttering up hr@opm.gov email right now

25.02.2025 04:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kenny Pickett with a golden opportunity to throw his first supetboel interception.

10.02.2025 03:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am so mystified by this object that i am tempted to buy it.

22.01.2025 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if the real democracy was the friends we made along the way?

20.01.2025 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Buh bye, Twitter. We had some good times together. It's not me, it's you.

20.01.2025 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How wife and weinerdog watch playoff football.

20.01.2025 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FYI if you have to carry loose bottles of wine in your car this is how you do it.

08.01.2025 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@eve6.bsky.social

07.01.2025 04:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watch it turn around into a beautiful oblivion.

01.01.2025 05:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The confusing time of year when college basketball teams all have records that look like football records.

31.12.2024 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ima try this blue sky business because i saw someone got it to run on their microwave.

08.12.2024 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0