A pic of the same, but not blurry
A pic that doesn’t look like shit, just because it’s nagging me.
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A pic of the same, but not blurry
A pic that doesn’t look like shit, just because it’s nagging me.
Been chasing that WWII high for 81 years and counting
A tube of Löwensenf German mustard
A nice thing about having a regular pub where you’re friendly with all the old bar rats is that sometimes they pull an unopened tube of fancy imported mustard out of their pocket and say “here, I thought you’d appreciate this.”
And let me tell you, folks - I do appreciate it.
Christ it’s all so evil and banal and stupid
Several of Tehran’s most prominent jet ski dealership owners get merked in fully separate tomahawk cruise missile strikes.
Trump: Oooughhh
Well if there’s one thing we know about power vacuums, something we can reach back to history both ancient and modern to contemplate, it’s that they always go well. Nothing but bouncy castles and cherry limeade from here on out.
I remember going through the US TSA checkpoint in Dublin nearly ten years ago, unhooking my belt out of habit, only to have the ~65 y/o Irish man working the checkpoint loudly yell “aw keep yer feckin’ pants on for god’s sake,” but if this stupid nonsense gets her gone I’m all for it.
Zohran please call him and tell him the secret formula for Diet Coke is bleach and ammonia
Bay of Chuds
That there’s a rocket headed towards orbit. I’m sure someone smarter than me could tell you exactly which one, but the answer is usually SpaceX.
Macbeth: “Ahhh come on, that’s bullshit.”
(urgently need to poo)
I need a good but down-tempo pub where I’m unknown to go to only when I’m feeling sad.
Happy birthday, dad. Miss ya every single day.
Tomorrow’s a holiday. Let’s get that number over 10k.
I like the Safdie brothers, I really do, but watching one of their movies for the first time is like doing a Man vs Food challenge. I walk away feeling like I’m about to vomit, and have a cinder block sitting on my stomach for the next two days. Marty Supreme was quite good.
Hundred bucks says this is a very creative way of describing a bruise
This was designed in a laboratory years before I was born for the purpose of achieving perfect harmonic resonance with my soul. I mean come on.
The yt algo pushed the BBC Archive channel on me a month or so ago and I have never felt more exposed for what I am.
He can’t pardon state level convictions, only federal.
DHS is pretty intent on using lethal force against unarmed civilians here in Minnesota.
Why aren’t they using lethal force against soaring avocado prices?
[Mark from Peep Show internal monologue voice] And have we abandoned all pretense of maintaining standards? Surely *some* loads must be refused.
Stop this shit
Jesus fucking Christ
Great movie rotation this year.
Muppet Christmas Carol
The Holdovers
Tokyo Godfathers
Black Christmas
Ebenezer scrooge I will kick your sorry ass. You are on notice sir.
Big Dong Merrily on Thigh
Tonight, we have caught and compromised to a permanent end, The Grinch.
Spent a while scrolling through the replies and reposts - Lots of good obvious picks and a decent number of not-so-obvious picks, but man, not a single mention I could find of ‘Dear Zachary’ (2008)? Am I the only one who was scarred for life by this one?
‘The Sick And The Dead’ (2026)
“Kevin M. Costner liked your post”
Wiki entry for Kevin Costner confirms his middle name is Michael
I’m honored, sir, and might I say that ‘Waterworld’ was unfairly maligned.