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Jordan Rivers

@jordanriversnz

Yes, I'm the guy from that thing. Actor πŸŽ₯ Vlogger🀳🏻 Director 🎬 If it costs you your inner Peace, its too expensive. 🌿🌾

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Strange that Luxon and Nicola are spending so much time telling people that price increases related to the war in Iran have nothing to do with them, when they spent their entire time in opposition blaming Labour for global prices rising because of the war in Ukraine.

04.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's genuinely insane that our own Prime Minister doesn't know that it is literally part of his job to explain.

03.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Luxon was shown evidence that solar power would make lives cheaper for New Zealanders and he said no. Luxon isnt just failing on the cost of living, hes knowingly making it worse in favour of corporate profits for the rich.

02.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Fun Fact: Covid-19 is still the biggest killer of Ice Agents. Followed by crashing their own cars and other health issues like heat stroke or heart attacks. Thats the quality of these "Agents"

27.02.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome to the Propagandaverse.
The far right now own all of this and more. #ParamountWarnerbros

27.02.2026 09:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Quick reminder that The Dawn Raids only targeted brown people at a time when our largest group of overstayers came from England.

24.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 226 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 11
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Says the guy who cut Art History from New Zealand Schools 🀦

22.02.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can GenZ hurry up and get to the Knit beanie and baggy cardigan, Tumblr phase. I feel like that was my prime.

22.02.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The GOVT that increased homelessness and poverty just made it easier for themselves to hide it from you. ENROL TO VOTE NOW.

21.02.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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People have lost their homes today. States of emergency declared. We've had 48hours of roads and bridges being taken out, land slides, flooding, power outages, buisnesses destroyed and trees falling on cars but our government made around 10 posts about Mt Eden stadium hosting a game next year 🀦

16.02.2026 09:43 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Are any media outlets going to ask Luxon to respond to the rise in anti-Indian comments coming from his own followers on his own social media? He's spent a large amount of his term getting photo ops with that community but he has nothing to say about the racism theyre facing on his own platforms?

15.02.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chat, these guys have actually cooked the country 🀦

14.02.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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89 SECONDS.
If you drive the whole road at this speed without slowing down, you're only reaching the end 89 seconds earlier. The guy doing 100 will literally meet you at the first set of traffic lights 🀦

12.02.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I just got the lyrics to the Big Wolf on Campus intro 🀦

12.02.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Under the previous govt the Wellington harbour would have 2 new purpose built ferries by now.

Under luxon the Wellington harbour just has poo in it.

12.02.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Reasons why RNZ will never have me back on:
-said landlords being MPs was a conflict of interest
-called ACT a far right political party
-declined to gossip and speculate about Golriz

10.02.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
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If I were a Nat voter it would genuinley concern me that since luxons campaign in 2023 and right through his term to now, the number 1 focus of National has been Labour. Usually GOVTs get at least a year where they can talk about what they're doing. We've just had 3 years of desperate campaigning.

10.02.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

IT'S FEBRUARY 2026.

THE RAIL ENABLED HYUNDAI FERRIES FOR I REX WERE MEANT TO ARRIVE BY NOW.

Instead we have no rail enabled ferries, the two we have are clunky as fuck, and there will be no replacement ferries until 2029 at the earliest.

07.02.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 276 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 12

#nzpol because stupid boomers voted against water solutions and visionary transport options and took the millions first their rentals and even stupider people believed that a $4tax cut was the magic bullet
However
Where were the missing disillusioned 1 million who didn't vote ???

07.02.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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YOU πŸ‘πŸΎ CAN'T πŸ‘πŸΎ BEAT πŸ‘πŸΎ WELLINGTON πŸ‘πŸΎ ON πŸ‘πŸΎ A πŸ‘πŸΎ GOOD πŸ‘πŸΎ DAY πŸ‘πŸΎ

05.02.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The people defending Jacob Elordis casting in Wuthering Heights are saying its fine because the characters race is meant to be "ambiguous"... If Jacob Elordi's ambiguous im a giraffe.

01.02.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get ur mates registered to vote. Winston gets his numbers up in the polls, he's got a figure in mind, when it hits that he pulls the coalition, early election, huge number of voters not registered in time for early elections and coalition re elected for more grifting chaos.
#nzpol

30.01.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump Regime So Far

- normalising white supremacy language
- building mass "detention centres"
- deploying masked militia
- kidnapping minorities in the street
- door to door searches
- taking over of media outlets
- Arresting journalists

THE US IS HERE..

- What's next?

30.01.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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FYI: The Trump regime is at the, arresting journalists it disagrees with, part.

30.01.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Really looking forward to Judiths Siva Faamavae πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

28.01.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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These are the men in charge of the world 🀦

23.01.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣

20.01.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinley confused as to what the Govts been doing for 2 years if they're only just "fixing the basics" now.
Cause it doesnt look like they fixed the complicateds either.

20.01.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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2022: Hopefully conservative men learn from this bs "male loneliness epidemic" that women just want to be treated properly.

2026:

19.01.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You've linked me to a right wing pro-srael think-tank that sites no credible sources lol its literally a lobbying group 🀦

18.01.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0