These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
Filhinha da Teyana Taylor já ganhou a noite
No cheating; your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: “3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.
As an early birthday present, I got to be quoted in The New Yorker (?!?!) Thank you @michaelschulman.bsky.social for the conversation! Thankfully, he also spoke to people much smarter than me:
cc: @briancgrubb.bsky.social
Mal posso esperar pela nova temporada de FOR ALL MANKIND
Aconteceu comigo: achei que um ator era velho, mas ele é seis meses mais novo que eu
The other thing that is so awful about this is that if you happen to take any pride in the quality of your writing and making it engaging and pleasurable to read, you will not have time to do that, because writing is not part of your “workload,” meaning you will not be given time to do it.
Night of Saint John's Festival, by Candido Portinari (🇧🇷), 1957, 📸 by Dustin Satloff
#Opinião | Reinaldo José Lopes
📝 'Criações' feitas com IA não passam de ultraprocessados da mente
2026 ainda pode ser salvo
Report: Employers Created 40,000 New Jobs For Existing Employees Last Month
Report: Employers Created 40,000 New Jobs For Existing Employees Last Month https://theonion.com/report-employers-created-40-000-new-jobs-for-existing-1819575878/
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Mais uma Olimpíada, mais uma guerra pro pobre espectador: a usabilidade do Globoplay continua patética, quando não enfurecedora
Something in my brain greets every musician who tries their hand at acting with a, "Good for you!" but every actor who tries their hand at music with a, "Who the FUCK do you think you are?"
header for a fake charlie warzel bsky account
@cwarzel.bsky.social hi charlie. just fyi, this account just followed me. I've already reported it
There are people who haven’t quite loomed up the way they may, but who, in small roles, like Catherine O’Hara, do stuff you’ve never seen before, like what she did in BEETLEJUICE. I mean, she’s an amazement. (1992)
hey man, things are weird out there, maybe you should chill out and watch The Martian again
type-click-type.ghost.io/reasons-to-w...
This may be jarring on your timeline at the moment but it’s important: I am deep into the show “Girls5Eva”. Maybe I missed it initially because I live in UK? In any case I am angry & physically sick that I was not on this show. It’s so funny I do not know what to do, other than evangelize.
THE NATIONAL HIVE RISE! BRYCE DESSNER ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE
Eu vendo que o Ryan Murphy capturou a Rebecca Hall pra série nova dele
Chloé Zhao is a class act and I also invite you to go watch my favorite of her films THE RIDER
Opening the fridge and debating a tasty treat
Ninguém respeita o KMF...
they should erect a statue in michelle williams's honor for what she does in dying for sex. a trophy will simply have to do variety.com/2025/tv/revi...
She hurts her head, so she wears a bandage, so you know she has a boo-boo
LUTHEN RAEL!!!
*Randy Newman-esque piano riff*
Well it's hard to get by in the world these days
Doctor bills, expensive pills and high co-pays
But there's still a place they'll take you in
When a nail or a bullet impales your skin
Cuz my leg got broke, my skull got split
Hey baby! I'll meet you down at... the Pitt
