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Leo’s Haiku: the dog with a little bite for political nonsense. Political satire delivered in 17 syllables on mugs, mouse pads, jigsaws, phone cases. leoshaiku.com

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Spoiler alert: Markwaynebillybob is a brainless, violent thug. He will not be a better choice than Noem and could actually be a whole lot worse. I know worse is hard to imagine, but I think he’ll operate more under-the-radar and that’s very bad.

09.03.2026 01:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fox was fake news before that was even a thing!

09.03.2026 01:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do too, but sometimes it just takes SOOOOO long.

08.03.2026 21:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wha’s the downside? I’m thinking any bill he’d be inclined to sign, we don’t want anyway.

08.03.2026 20:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That would be the very best thing

08.03.2026 19:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's being primaried by someone who claims Graham is "not MAGA enough." So that's what's driving this. Lindsay has to prove he's Trump's wing man.

08.03.2026 17:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Leo the Mini Poodle lays on his back with his head in a red baseball cap.  Behind his head is a pink slip that says YOU'RE FIRED!  Lower center is a political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku that reads:  MAGA Job Losses
You May Think You Own the Libs
But the Banks Own You!
The circular text logo for leoshaiku.com is top left.

Leo the Mini Poodle lays on his back with his head in a red baseball cap. Behind his head is a pink slip that says YOU'RE FIRED! Lower center is a political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku that reads: MAGA Job Losses You May Think You Own the Libs But the Banks Own You! The circular text logo for leoshaiku.com is top left.

You voted for Trump to "own the libs?" Hows that working out for you?

08.03.2026 17:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Statement of Cardinal Blase J. Cupich, archbishop of Chicago, “A Call to Conscience” - Statements - Archdiocese of Chicago - AoC Portal As more than 1,000 Iranian men, women and children lay dead after days of bombardment from U.S. and Israeli missiles, the official White House X account on Thursday evening posted a video of scenes fr...

Please please read this from the archbishop of Chicago

www.archchicago.org/statement/-/...

08.03.2026 03:46 👍 5620 🔁 2182 💬 159 📌 155

And some Democrats. John Fetterman I’m looking at YOU!

08.03.2026 03:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photographic image of the January 6th attack on the US Capitol.  A political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku reads:  MAGA Reminder
Jan l6 Proved How Dumb Your Cult
Will Forever Be.
Leo the mini poodle is pictured beside the haiku.  
Centered above the haiku it says:  Visit Us at Leoshaiku.com
The circular text logo of leoshaiku.com is top left.

Photographic image of the January 6th attack on the US Capitol. A political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku reads: MAGA Reminder Jan l6 Proved How Dumb Your Cult Will Forever Be. Leo the mini poodle is pictured beside the haiku. Centered above the haiku it says: Visit Us at Leoshaiku.com The circular text logo of leoshaiku.com is top left.

We cannot be reminded enough what really happened that day.

07.03.2026 22:32 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I'm toward the back in that picture! 🐾

07.03.2026 21:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A man who looks like Jeffrey Epstein is hugging a man in a red baseball cap.  A satirical, political, anti-MAGA haiku reads:
MAGA, Epstein Was
"Terrific Guy," "Lot of Fun"
According to Trump
Center bottom it says Check Us Out at Leoshaiku.com and the circular text logo for leoshaiku.com is lower left.

A man who looks like Jeffrey Epstein is hugging a man in a red baseball cap. A satirical, political, anti-MAGA haiku reads: MAGA, Epstein Was "Terrific Guy," "Lot of Fun" According to Trump Center bottom it says Check Us Out at Leoshaiku.com and the circular text logo for leoshaiku.com is lower left.

That's a rhetorical question, right? Because the answer is pretty obvious.

07.03.2026 19:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jesus pats Leo the dog's head as they float on heavenly clouds.  A political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku reads:  MAGA, Corrupt King
Heaven? Eh, Not so Sure
What Does Jesus Think?
Bottom center it says Check us Out at leoshaiku.com and the circular text logo for leoshaiku.com is right above that.

Jesus pats Leo the dog's head as they float on heavenly clouds. A political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku reads: MAGA, Corrupt King Heaven? Eh, Not so Sure What Does Jesus Think? Bottom center it says Check us Out at leoshaiku.com and the circular text logo for leoshaiku.com is right above that.

That's the only thing I agree with Trump on. He's definitely NOT going to Heaven.

07.03.2026 19:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honest to God. What sort of person would say such a thing?

07.03.2026 19:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did the man press charges? That’s assault.

07.03.2026 12:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two goofy looking me gaze up lovingly at a golden trophy with a picture of Donald Trump's Face on it.  Centered is a political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku that reads:  Congrats, MAGA. You
Won the Nobel Prize As...The 
World's Dumbest People.
Centered below the haiku it says Visit Us at Leoshaiku.com  a small black dog sits to the left of that and the circular logo of leoshaiku.com is to the right.

Two goofy looking me gaze up lovingly at a golden trophy with a picture of Donald Trump's Face on it. Centered is a political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku that reads: Congrats, MAGA. You Won the Nobel Prize As...The World's Dumbest People. Centered below the haiku it says Visit Us at Leoshaiku.com a small black dog sits to the left of that and the circular logo of leoshaiku.com is to the right.

I think here are the MAGA cult Trump voters who truly love him, believe everything he says, buy all of his junk, etc. And then there are his pseudo-conservative wealth class voters who may think he's vile - maybe even KNOW he is - but will work to keep him in power to protect their lifestyles.

07.03.2026 04:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump probably didn't have much to pick from. No decent human being would serve for him. . . .

06.03.2026 20:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Full face image of Kristi Noem.  Center bottom is a political, satirical, anti-MAGA Haiku that reads:  MAGA Ice Princess
Fired, But Why?  I Thought He Loved
Raging Lunatics!
Leo, the small black dog sits to the right of the haiku.  Top right it says:  See More at Leoshaiku.com  The circular text logo of leoshaiku.com is just below that.

Full face image of Kristi Noem. Center bottom is a political, satirical, anti-MAGA Haiku that reads: MAGA Ice Princess Fired, But Why? I Thought He Loved Raging Lunatics! Leo, the small black dog sits to the right of the haiku. Top right it says: See More at Leoshaiku.com The circular text logo of leoshaiku.com is just below that.

Why do I think she'll resurface somewhere else. . . .

05.03.2026 23:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, when you have no idea what you're doing, EVERYTHING is a bigger problem than you anticipated.

05.03.2026 22:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jesus and Leo, the black mini poodle, float on a cloud in heaven.  A political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku is upper left and reads:
MAGA, Corrupt King
Heaven? Eh, Not so Sure.
What Does Jesus Think?
The circular text logo for leoshaiku.com is between the figures.

Jesus and Leo, the black mini poodle, float on a cloud in heaven. A political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku is upper left and reads: MAGA, Corrupt King Heaven? Eh, Not so Sure. What Does Jesus Think? The circular text logo for leoshaiku.com is between the figures.

He's probably NOT fooling the Guy who matters.

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Obscure for sure. That any Christian could look at him and think "Oh yes, we definitely need more of THAT!" boggles the mind.

05.03.2026 19:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To paraphrase Frasier when discussing Lilith - He doesn't worship Satan; Satan worships HIM!

05.03.2026 19:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't even live in PA and I donated to his campaign. OMG I feel like such an idiot.

05.03.2026 19:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A small black dog sits with the head of a fashion doll that looks like Kristi Noem in his mouth.  You can see various farm animals in the background.  Top Center it says Check Us Out At Leoshaiku.com.  Mid bottom is a political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku that reads:
MAGA Noem Gone Soon?
If So, What's Next for Her?  Please,
Not Head of PETA!

A small black dog sits with the head of a fashion doll that looks like Kristi Noem in his mouth. You can see various farm animals in the background. Top Center it says Check Us Out At Leoshaiku.com. Mid bottom is a political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku that reads: MAGA Noem Gone Soon? If So, What's Next for Her? Please, Not Head of PETA!

I hear she's out! Hopefully her replacement isn't just as bad, or - GOD FORBID - Worse!

05.03.2026 19:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cartoon image of a woman with long blond hair, scowling, wearing a black sweater.  Top left is the round text logo for leoshaiku.com; top right is a small back dog.  Centered is a political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku:
MAGA Loves Bondi
She Won't Protect Victims, but
Protects Their Rapists
Beneath that is centered:  Visit Us at Leoshaiku.com

Cartoon image of a woman with long blond hair, scowling, wearing a black sweater. Top left is the round text logo for leoshaiku.com; top right is a small back dog. Centered is a political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku: MAGA Loves Bondi She Won't Protect Victims, but Protects Their Rapists Beneath that is centered: Visit Us at Leoshaiku.com

OMG there's that finger pointing. That's the same finger pointing I get from dad when I accidentally pee on the floor. I HATE that finger!

04.03.2026 22:41 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Leo the opinionated mini poodle stands with a chew red cap in his mouth on a background of grays, pinks, black and white.  Centered below him is a political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku that reads:  MAGA, Dilemma
How to Distract from Epstein?
A Forever WAR!
Centered below that it reads, Visit Us At Leoshaiku.com

Leo the opinionated mini poodle stands with a chew red cap in his mouth on a background of grays, pinks, black and white. Centered below him is a political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku that reads: MAGA, Dilemma How to Distract from Epstein? A Forever WAR! Centered below that it reads, Visit Us At Leoshaiku.com

It's not working.

04.03.2026 14:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God created faith. Satan saw; said "Oh yes, I can work with this!" And created religion.

04.03.2026 14:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well....so much for the separation of church and state.

04.03.2026 05:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OMG, how hilarious would that be???

04.03.2026 05:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think of MAGA as his grass roots, cult followers. The educated, rich, corrupt, people who support him are more a Pseudo-Conservative Wealth class. They follow the money. They may believe that he's corrupt, even evil, but they won't take a stand that puts their lifestyles at risk.

04.03.2026 05:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0