Chris E. Teigen

I miss summer

I just replaced the headlight bulb in my car (masc in case you were wondering)

I don’t think I’ve felt less connected to social media since I was maybe 12 or 13.

Yeah 🥲

Body by Covid

Shhh he’s so shy

I can’t believe Christmas is a week away. Time flies when you’re fighting for your life.

2020 vs 2024

This beautiful man in a suit brought me homemade soup tonight because I’m sick 🥹

Another negative fag with no self worth, sad.

I don’t think anyone is doing it for you, so don’t worry.

Lmao she sleeps with me every single night so gfy

SIR 😳🥵

Me watching the blunt burn while my friend tells a story

Twinks never have big dicks, and I bet you can’t prove me wrong!

Over and over and over again

Yes they do 😍

My most precious

She hasn’t left my side since I’ve been sick

Now that was uncalled for 😭😂

Thanks lol. I’ll bounce back soon

Do these eye bags make me look like I have Covid? Because I do lmao

Gonna buy this shirt because we’re it’s their world and we’re just living in it.

It definitely feels like a cheat. In the first one the dream scenes are never that long. They’re long enough that you get lost for a couple minutes but then you realize when you come back to normal plot. I lost the plot in the second one multiple times.

Almost the size of cars I heard!

Lmfaooo

That makes two of us 🥹

Yeah just watching movies in bed sick 🥲

There’s a drone over my house right now. Has anyone seen one that looks like this yet???