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Stay on that D, baby
Til you hit that G

07.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Two is enough but three's a whole lot of fun

Four's a fuckin party where everybody comes

06.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think he has perfectly targeted cougar nation as the bullseye.

06.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody's trying to be the next someone

But look at me, I'm trying to be the first something

06.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not many people know that Hillary Clinton was actually referring to tDB when she was talking about deplorables.

06.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Setting aside whether or not he should have been treated like an employee after 20 years, can you imagine having an employee that you don't give a raise to for EIGHTEEN YEARS? And then asking that person to take a pay cut right before they start a huge project? And then firing them when they refuse?

06.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe their lawyer will post it.

06.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FFS.

I wish I could say any of that is surprising and there's always two sides to every story. But it's the same type of behavior they've been demonstrating for almost 30 years now.

06.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gracias.

06.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can you point me to this interview? I missed it.

05.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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05.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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05.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tottenham is the most ridiculous joke of a club in all of English football. They spent over Β£1 billion on a new stadium and are in serious danger of being relegated out of the Premier League. Their fans hate them, their players hate themselves, and everyone else just laughs at them. IT IS GLORIOUS.

05.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It genuinely makes me sad that I know so many people on this app that don't follow football and so they can't understand just how unbelievably hilarious what is happening to sp*rs is. I wish everyone could share in this joy.

05.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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sp*rs fans/me

05.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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05.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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05.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PALACE!!!!!

05.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This you?

bsky.app/profile/jonn...

05.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching these pathetic losers regurgitate talking points from the Sun is beyond hilarious. Although I wish they'd go back to twitter where they belong.

05.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats on being able to copy/paste AI output. That's about as good a use of resources as spending Β£450M on a Europa league club.

Watching the haters come up with things they think will make Arsenal supporters ashamed about the fact that we're currently the best team in Europe is beyond hilarious.

05.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm officially starting a revolution if not a single Democrat in the Senate uses Markwayne Mullin's confirmation hearing to ask him why his parents couldn't make up their mind between the two first names they were considering.

05.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry you don't understand how to read a table.

Enjoy your Β£450M Europa league club.

05.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine spending all that money on plastic surgery and your new Homeland Security Barbie haircut to be fired through a press release.

05.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let me guess.....you don't watch Arsenal & are looking for an excuse to shit on then over 1 match, rather than taking the time to know basic facts like they lead the league in xG?

Maybe a better question would be why a team would spend Β£450M in 1 summer just to play Europa-league level football?

05.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

We (wife and me) bailed after 2 or 3 eps for the same reason. I picked it back up when I had some flights on United and it was on their menu. Absolutely loved it at that point. It gets *so* much better later in the season.

05.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do not care one tiny bit if you are wandering your way through whatever you are doing in life without a sense of purpose or focus on accomplishing anything in a timely manner.

Until it impacts me. Then....fuuuuuuuuuuuuck off.

04.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have no idea why I even clicked on this, let alone read the whole thing. But, since I did, I now need to say that OF COURSE this psycho cunt dated Aaron Rodgers.

04.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure if this is your speed, but this is a great set from @thinktankdubs.bsky.social

Listen to TTD x Radiohead x Disco Biscuits (Spring / Summer 2025) by Think Tank Dubs on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/hAls4F0RMACW...

04.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0