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J.D. Hammond

@machinerybear

No idea what I'm doing here. Urbanist-, pagan-, furry-, gay-, ace-, and Dorsai-adjacent robot fancier/wrestling fan. Seattle by way of Virginia. Second banana to Alex @w4rlock.com.

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This is brilliant 🀣

08.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess it's legal now Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

08.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone responded with "can you imagine a Democrat showing indifference about Russia?" and I can imagine Democrats being nothing other than fixated on Russia as a way to deflect from the reality that human suffering is coming from inside the house.

I realize Russia is making it worse, but good God.

08.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we at least try to prevent it from becoming a necessity?

08.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œthe thinker of tender thoughts” by shel silverstein

[an illustration depicting a boy growing into a man. as he grows, his hair grows out as flowers. people laugh at him for it and he becomes sad. he starts trimming off the flowers, but as he reaches the last one he stops. he is then depicted with a smile and a flower in his buttonhole on his jacket.]

β€œthe thinker of tender thoughts” by shel silverstein [an illustration depicting a boy growing into a man. as he grows, his hair grows out as flowers. people laugh at him for it and he becomes sad. he starts trimming off the flowers, but as he reaches the last one he stops. he is then depicted with a smile and a flower in his buttonhole on his jacket.]

β€œthe thinker of tender thoughts”
by shel silverstein

07.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 3277 πŸ” 704 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 34

Remember tonight is We're Stealing An Hour From You So You'll Feel Like Hell At Work Tomorrow time.

07.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

hey it turns out technology is another thing capitalism ruins, so that's (checks list) literally everything

06.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all can get excited about the prospect of the collapse of the #GOP but it just means the Dems will move further right

07.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Why did you decide to use an AI generated video?

07.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The biggest doomers are the folks that exude toxic positivity and refuse to critically examine the situation we’re in and how we got here. Engaging in denialism and adopting failed tactics is precisely how you end up in a vicious cycle where everything gets increasingly worse.

06.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

06.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 5239 πŸ” 912 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 20

Iran: America is the Great Satan.

America: I'll show you! *becomes the Great Satan*

06.03.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 378 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

Let’s A Go

06.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People who trade in absolutes like these usually think their heroes can only be failed

07.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Except about how to win an election…. Right? Like we realize this is a fact.

06.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1008 πŸ” 223 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 11
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And just like that we’re back to β€œDepartment of Defense”

06.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 13121 πŸ” 2849 πŸ’¬ 1400 πŸ“Œ 399
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Stuff from my sketchbook
#art #sketchbook #rpg #dnd

06.03.2026 06:35 πŸ‘ 346 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

"I have studied WWII for years" is a red flag to historians who will first think, "pop history via NewsMax," and then just go "nah, just History Channel-brained."

06.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I refuse to accept that "Markwayne Mullin" is not the name of country and western singer from Co. Offaly, who may or may not have had an innuendo-laden novelty hit in the early 2000s.

06.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 284 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 4

US and Israeli missiles have just hit a 4th school in Tehran.

This is an intentional massacre of children

06.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 903 πŸ” 330 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 29
An Astral Templars Stormcast Eternal holding up a lantern

An Astral Templars Stormcast Eternal holding up a lantern

Rear of the same mini showing cloak details

Rear of the same mini showing cloak details

Away at a special birthday edition of a semi-regular hobby hangout and started painting this Stormcast Eternal that @nerodine.bsky.social rescued for me, obviously still WIP but really pleased so far ^^
#nerdlings

06.03.2026 08:42 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

They are. What do you think voter ID and gerrymandering laws are for? Why is the ruling class trying to stop people from voting if it poses no threat to them?

06.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly!

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My "purity test" has two questions:

1) Have you ever slept rough?

2) Have you ever had sleep for dinner?

06.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You hate purity so much, make your own damn corruption test to make sure we're all as locked into the system as you

06.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So?

06.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#OTD in 1934 Harry Knox patented the rubberized tank track link. This might not have seemed like a big deal at the time, but it set the trend in American tank building for the next decade. #tanks #history

06.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
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In 1971, the LA Dept. of Airports still had high hopes that an international airport would be built in Palmdale.

This promo is like something out of The Simpsons. Left to right, you have busy LAX, then Ontario, then regional Van Nuys, then bare-ass tumbleweed desert in Palmdale.

06.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 1010 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 8

Job for the Dems:

1. Get them into a televised hearing.
2. Humiliate them in a way Trump detests.
3. Let Trump’s fragile ego do the rest.

06.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 223 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2