Michael Cook

“American Pie” by Don McLean

Of course, it’s true. 100% absolutely true. There has never been a truer fact. Come on

That’s my guy. Captain America

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Let them eat cake! And also, don’t give them any cake!!!

Wait, they put a Panther in the penalty box? Is that even allowed??

Nothing more unamerican than the Heritage Foundation

And then Celebrini is assaulted by two Panthers and….no call

a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods . Alt: a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods .

I liked Isaac Jones

Send those results straight to all the Dems that were ready to throw trans rights under the bus

Just so we’re all on the same page, the past tense of cast is…..cast.

Casted is not a word. It looks like a word, but it is, in fact, not a word.

There is less ball scratching tonight. Some ball scratching, sure, but less

Absolutely. Pooh Corner seems much more appropriate for the incontinent would-be King

You spelled communist Marxist wrong

I hope they let them take a nap before making them drive home

Tbf, he knew the outcome

100%, I thought Lawrence was interviewing Columbo

I think it’s a pretty cool drawing, tbh

Oh, all of a sudden the Trump administration cares about what is “legally allowed”??

a woman in a suit and scarf is standing in an airport talking to a man . Alt: a woman in a suit and scarf is standing in an airport talking to a man .

Yeah, because our justice system works like that.

Thirty four felonies? Hey, no problem! Make yourself at home, knock over a few wings, if you want.

Wait, you want to run again?!?!

If I were a psychic and owned my own storefront, everytime someone walked in the door, I’d greet them with, “Oh, there you are”

a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding a cup of coffee . Alt: a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding a cup of coffee .

Worst poker bet ever. I call your degree in ecomonics and I raise you a 5th place finish in a swim competition.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and says whoops . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and says whoops .

That was probably on me. I turned the game on right after their first goal

Should probably be removed from office when you quiet quit

I think you meant, ‘Da Bears’. Geez, are you even from Illinois??

But first, paint me like your French cats…

Remove Manfred and John Fisher

“And now let’s see it on reverse angle!!”

Heyyyyy, let’s not….

Yup