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Vern Faulkner (Part owner of Canada)

@vernfaulkner

I'm an old fart who lives off grid, loves symphonic metal, rides a motorbike when the Canadian winters allow. Former award-winning journalist, grognard. Peddlers of AI crapola blocked without mercy.

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I think that goes against Federal regulations.

09.03.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have *never* seen this gif before.
<this, by the way, is sarcasm. The stupid fucking thing is posted about 20 times a day, is neither inspiring nor original, and is now fucking irritating.>

09.03.2026 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But he's implementing half the CPC platform!

09.03.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CPC should love the guy. He's the best Conservative PM in my lifetime.

09.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or you could realize it's all superstitious bunkum and move on?

09.03.2026 19:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are 39 days until the day #canucks head coach Adam "What's a structure" Foote is hopefully, mercifully, fired.

09.03.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bench Kane for the rest of the season, please.

09.03.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so fucking tired of the animals-having-sex furry freak "art" crap on here.

09.03.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So fucking tired of people reposting this.

09.03.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stop using AI crap.

09.03.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stop rebroadcasting AI slop.

09.03.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stop using AI crap.

09.03.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Thank you for your attention to this matter?"

09.03.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck daylight saving time and the horse it rode in on.

09.03.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, there's no use backing a drone company unless there's some kind of large-scale war taking place.

09.03.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Translation: UK complicit in illegal war.

09.03.2026 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't that "gender affirming care?"

Asking for a trans friend.

09.03.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That looks like AI shit.

09.03.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was today years old when I learned the Netherlands actually had people who knew how to play baseball.

08.03.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I interviewed a paralympic skier in my junior reporter days. She told a story where she crashed during a practice but then had her prosthetic leg - still in the ski boot - continue downhill. Apparently, it freaked a few folks out.

08.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

<fake russian accent> Trump like little Russian girls, da? Kompromat, is good word. Putin have pee-pee tapes. Although at this point, releasing tapes not work so good as Trump supporters dumber than sack of rocks.
</russian accent>

08.03.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's very Don Cherry of you.

08.03.2026 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the Canucks wanted to send someone out to win the faceoff, they would logically sent Atu Raty (who foote hates for some reason.)

08.03.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because the president is a pedophile.

08.03.2026 14:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lindsey Graham makes me want to believe there is a hell.

08.03.2026 11:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's the #canucks no. 1 centre, and nobody wanted him at trade deadline.

That's a telling... tell.

08.03.2026 11:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh fuck. The Leafs getting McKenna would be so Leafy. And so Canucky.

08.03.2026 11:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The second amendment was crafted to prevent exactly what's happening now.

08.03.2026 11:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the plus side, the radio hasn't mentioned Pettersson falling down, being knocked down, or the like.
On the down side, I think I've heard EP40's name once, so another day of showing up, collecting his $200k for doing fuck all, and going home.

08.03.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Business as usual with Israel. They've been a rogue state for decades and have spent a long time sucking the Excited Mistakes into the middle east - at considerable expense.

07.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0