II Hands II Horny

this is so hot

i have the worst luck finding fwb in chicago 😭

saturday morning stroking>>>

I’m a:
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☑️ absolutely over men (bottom)

a close up of a woman 's face with a surprised look on it . ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a surprised look on it .

getting strong signs from the universe that I need to share a fleshlight with someone and SOON

need whatever vaccine they have that makes you not want to fuck ur coworker

too empty atm 👀

thank FUCK it’s finally Friday

#fcf #fatcockfriday

He's so beautiful but 16 inches is too much for me. We all have our limits 🥲

need that 👀👀👀

planning the night out and turned over to see snow…

has it happened to me several times, well maybe! but you could at least have tried google!

is it shade if my homegirl got cum in her eye and she texted me at 1 am immediately to ask if she’s gonna be fine…

need

hmm 👀👀

watching more romance and drama in 2026, but now i’m awake staring at my ceiling after plainclothes

25 is a hot age to me that i’m not even mad 2 separate people in their birthday texts to me this morning said “halfway to 50!”

there’s a wild bond between you and the coworkers you watched softcore porn at a bar with (heated rivalry night)

finally watching bugonia and I should’ve been sat a while ago wow

maintanence came to check the hot water SECONDS before I was about to whip my dick out

i volunteerrrr

a picture of my feet on a dry sauna bench

i missed the sauna so bad

I’ve gotta get a porn setup i think, getting lube on my phone when i switch dildo hands is lameee

a woman is crying with the words somebody sedate me written below her Alt: a woman (christina yang/sandra oh) is crying with the words somebody sedate me written below her

all of my coworker friends are leaving my job in the next month…

vouch

in desperate need to hear a full dj set but my best options for new years are a boy who I just got over a nasty crush on and the new girl at work… so let’s get messy

i did misread pen as peen, which could make equally as much sense

wait need those omg

a new coworker also randomly dropped how she was so excited for this heated rivalry episode and it was our third conversation

“do you like kissing me” “sure” I just had to slam my computer screen shut